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    Pleasing a Woman Vs a Man

    Posts: 263 Member
    edited February 28 in Chit-Chat
    Is it really much harder to please a woman than a man? Why?

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    • Posts: 570 Member
      lol sound about right. Although I could be mistaken as a man then...
    • Posts: 3,128 Member
      Like, when they're fighting?
    • Posts: 1,918 Member
      hmmmmmm I don't think all of us males are that simple
    • Posts: 15 Member
      Definitely not the kind of "pleasing" I was thinking about, lol.
    • Posts: 122 Member
      agreed....also, women are like a computer. To get anything out of them you have to first turn them on. Then, any mistake, no matter how tiny or insignificant, gets stored in permanent memory to be instantly recalled at a later date.
    • Posts: 2,819 Member
      What game is he missing? How would his death please me? Unless this is like Highlander and the quickening happens if I kill him?
    • Posts: 1,606 Member
      ...
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      I'm a man who doesn't like beer. So, can I substitute with "Say it only one time and in the manner you'd want said to you"?
    • Posts: 37 Member
      so, I think the Woman's "List " only needs to say "Love Her" - if a man REALLY loves a woman, everything else follows naturally :wink:
    • Posts: 733 Member
      I'm here for the beer....
    • Posts: 8,646 Member
      so, I think the Woman's "List " only needs to say "Love Her" - if a man REALLY loves a woman, everything else follows naturally :wink:

      I REALLY love my wife, and I do a lot lame **** for sex...

      Lemme get my spreadsheet started.
    • Posts: 470 Member
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      sorry for the sexism...just a joke...lol
    • Posts: 3,128 Member
      so, I think the Woman's "List " only needs to say "Love Her" - if a man REALLY loves a woman, everything else follows naturally :wink:

      Is this before or after you stop their plane from taking off to confess your love for them?
    • Posts: 4,251 Member
      In for stupid cliches!
    • Posts: 22
      Men definitely tend to be more physical creatures than women (which makes the stereotype funny ... there is partial truth). However, at the end of the day, I have found that men are just as complicated and complex as women both emotionally and intellectually. It's just expressed differently (mostly due to social construction and pressures, but that's another story for another day).
    • Posts: 2,038 Member
      I have a credit card, isn't that enough?
    • Posts: 37 Member
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      Is this before or after you stop their plane from taking off to confess your love for them?

      hmmmm ... stopping a plane to confess your love also falls under the "Love Her" clause :P
    • Posts: 5,573 Member
      Is it really much harder to please a woman than a man? Why?

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      your list forgot the sammich!!
    • Posts: 122 Member
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      I REALLY love my wife, and I do a lot lame **** for sex...

      Lemme get my spreadsheet started.

      There are definitely sub lists...love her is just the title to a whole different list
    • Posts: 124 Member
      I like my partners alive, thanks.
    • Posts: 980 Member
      What game is he missing? How would his death please me? Unless this is like Highlander and the quickening happens if I kill him?

      Settlement $$?

      Most of us are worth more dead than alive =\
    • Posts: 4,440 Member
      I just want my man to do the dishes on his day to do it. Then he can have whatever he wants.
    • Posts: 3,128 Member
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      hmmmm ... stopping a plane to confess your love also falls under the "Love Her" clause :P

      Far too general.
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      For me..

      She's
      Worthy
      And
      Like's
      Love's
      Often
      With
      Sammiches
    • Posts: 4,899 Member
      I learned today that pleasing a man has something to do with grapefruit. I'm just hoping my wife doesn't do that.
    • Posts: 484 Member
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    • Posts: 353 Member
      Pleasing a man is easy. Take care of him. Don't nag.
      Pleasing a women is also easy. romance her. tell her you love her every day.
      Works for us.
    • Posts: 2,504 Member
      For me..

      She's
      Worthy
      And
      Like's
      Love's
      Often
      With
      Sammiches
      :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,323 Member
      i'm apparently not a woman. i'm really confused about this. :embarassed:
    • Posts: 121
      so, I think the Woman's "List " only needs to say "Love Her" - if a man REALLY loves a woman, everything else follows naturally :wink:

      ⤴ Smart. I guess I'm not a woman because I think jewelry is a lame gift and I can't fathom a scenario where I'd want my man to die for me. I guess the reason women seem so complicated is that, much like men, we aren't all exactly the same? Lol :)
    • Posts: 39,744 Member
      NO.
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