Pleasing a Woman Vs a Man

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  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    <---Must be a man

    Ditto. I have to explain the rules to my husband when he's forced to watch sports while visiting my family. I also drink WAY more beer than he does. Neither of us is in to jewelry, but he wears more of it than I do in various piercings.

    Also, how the hell do you stay in a relationship with someone if you have no interest in conversing with them? :noway:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    I used to think there was no pleasing a woman. Turns out, it was just that woman. And it took me almost 20 years to figure that out.
    You're philosophy intrigues me. Do you have any pamphlets that I may peruse?

    As a matter of fact, I do! I'll be handing them out at the airport this weekend. I will be the guy with the shaved head wearing the orange sheet...
  • chele1028
    chele1028 Posts: 248 Member
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    Definitely not the kind of "pleasing" I was thinking about, lol.


    For sure! Lol
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,268 Member
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    Is it really much harder to please a woman than a man? Why?

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    If it is you are with the wrong woman...

    seriously...if she isn't happy with you in general....eh time to upgrade
  • BlondeButtercup127
    BlondeButtercup127 Posts: 750 Member
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    Definitely not the kind of "pleasing" I was thinking about, lol.

    This. :laugh:
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    It's simple really

    For women, time, intimacy and shoes.

    For men, sex.
  • Vmax1992
    Vmax1992 Posts: 41 Member
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    Looks like the woman pleasing list is a little short...LOL
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    Maybe this will give some insight...male-female-brain-2.jpg

    Edit: meh, too big...
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
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    Make each other a priority.
    Have fun doing goofy stuff together.
    Be actively pursuing one another by doing things that he/she appreciates.
    Fight fair.
    Be good forgivers.
    Poop with the bathroom door closed. Keep some mystery.
  • morehealthymatt
    morehealthymatt Posts: 208 Member
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    Well... I think that's OP's point. That "love her" is an awfully big umbrella.
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,255 Member
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    Is it really much harder to please a woman than a man? Why?

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    This is pretty funny!
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    I think OP just wants FR's
  • shortntall1
    shortntall1 Posts: 333 Member
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    I learned today that pleasing a man has something to do with grapefruit. I'm just hoping my wife doesn't do that.
    LMAO!!!!
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
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    Definitely not the kind of "pleasing" I was thinking about, lol.
    I hear ya! I was thinking the same thing...dirty minds think alike!! LOL :wink:
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
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    :laugh:
    For me..

    She's
    Worthy
    And
    Like's
    Love's
    Often
    With
    Sammiches
    :laugh:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    I learned today that pleasing a man has something to do with grapefruit. I'm just hoping my wife doesn't do that.

    Lol
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    Pleasing a man?

    Hmm...many say it's simple, and yes some of it is, but we men aren't all simple. Some of us have needs beyond the physical, and probably will never tell you, or be able to tell you. You see, we are actually very emotional creatures, and because we typically do not trust, or want said emotions, we try to eliminate them, or try to side step them. I'm going to try to give a man's perspective on some of the basic things that "please" us.

    1. We want to be wanted and needed.
    2. We need approval. (this little detail causes the most strife)
    3. We want to have fun. Especially when things are hard. Who says you can't make a game out of trudging through the mud?
    4. We want understanding.
    5. We want physical love that touches on some of those emotions we so deeply bury.
    6. Sometimes we just need sex. It's a biological necessity for men - hence "wet dreams."
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Definitely not the kind of "pleasing" I was thinking about, lol.

    Right!? I am disappointed
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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    I learned today that pleasing a man has something to do with grapefruit. I'm just hoping my wife doesn't do that.

    Lol

    I literally laughed out loud. My fiance forbade the grapefruit too.

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