Pleasing a Woman Vs a Man

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I please men and women in the same way. It rhymes with moral.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Women are so complicated and needy and Men are so simple and sex driven. So funny. :indifferent:
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Maybe this will give some insight...male-female-brain-2.jpg

    Edit: meh, too big...

    Well, the man part is definitely accurate.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    Women are so complicated and needy and Men are so simple and sex driven. So funny. :indifferent:

    Men are simple, but not just sex driven...if you can get through our shell anyway. It's more like men are fun driven.
  • lesspaul
    lesspaul Posts: 190 Member
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  • Valqis
    Valqis Posts: 1,016 Member
    I used to think there was no pleasing a woman. Turns out, it was just that woman. And it took me almost 20 years to figure that out.
    You're philosophy intrigues me. Do you have any pamphlets that I may peruse?
    It took me 15 years, Milo.... still working on getting out officially so I can the one that deserves to be happy truly happy....
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Gotta be IPA though, and she better look good naked.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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    Not quite correct on the woman side. Either remove the labels, change them to a incomprehensible language, or keep switching them around. ... or all of the above.
  • Veggie_mama
    Veggie_mama Posts: 77 Member
    Right on, sister.
    Love is all you need.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    Right on, sister.
    Love is all you need.

    I politely disagree. If that was true, almost no one would ever get a divorce.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    For me..

    She's
    Worthy
    And
    Like's
    Love's
    Often
    With
    Sammiches

    For me....

    Exciting
    Adorable
    Tender

    Manly
    Energetic

    Then I will love you long time.
  • Kevalicious99
    Kevalicious99 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Sounds about right ... the first one, impossible.
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    I must be a man, I'd rather have someone show up naked with beer than any of that other ****.


    unless it's bad beer, then he can GTFO.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    how-to-please-a-woman_o_1475327.jpg
    sorry for the sexism...just a joke...lol

    :laugh:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    tongue lol
    Also a guy that hates beer.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    My husband also does not drink beer.
  • bergpa
    bergpa Posts: 148 Member
    Pleasing a man?

    Hmm...many say it's simple, and yes some of it is, but we men aren't all simple. Some of us have needs beyond the physical, and probably will never tell you, or be able to tell you. You see, we are actually very emotional creatures, and because we typically do not trust, or want said emotions, we try to eliminate them, or try to side step them. I'm going to try to give a man's perspective on some of the basic things that "please" us.

    1. We want to be wanted and needed.
    2. We need approval. (this little detail causes the most strife)
    3. We want to have fun. Especially when things are hard. Who says you can't make a game out of trudging through the mud?
    4. We want understanding.
    5. We want physical love that touches on some of those emotions we so deeply bury.
    6. Sometimes we just need sex. It's a biological necessity for men - hence "wet dreams."

    I think my husband could have written this. I wish I would have figured out 1 & 2 a lot sooner.

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