PurringMyrrh Member

Not porn though... *shiver*

Aww, was someone harassing you? How rude! Lemme at 'em!

Anyone who is a professional in the kitchen should embrace this as an opportunity to improve this recipe they don't agree with instead of whining about the label of it. It's obviously not literally the definition of doughnut if it's not fried, but does that matter if you can make it taste good? Just put mental quotes…

I know I know, everyone that doesn't tell you what you wanted or expected to hear is a troll. We're used to it here on MFP.

Someone that eats more than 700-1200 calories.

I want to see that Bugs Bunny say "That's all, folks!" right before he keels over from a heart attack.

It's like when people add "...'tini" to the name of some stupid drink just because it's in a martini glass.

Haha, I love it when a thread doesn't go as planned then butthurt happens. Either lose weight in a healthy way, or whine and talk less to people about it, or stop giving an F about reactions when you don't. Problem solved.

I'm so shocked the trOll P hasn't been back yet...

Is it weird that I crush on John Goodman a tad?

I don't know, the comments in recipes sections are ace... "I give this recipe 1 out of 5 stars, less if I could. It was complete rubbish. I didn't have all the ingredients so I replaced the beef tenderloin with granola, the cumin with cinnamon, the butter with ginger ale, the sweet potatoes with mustard greens, and the…

I'm just here for the entertainment.

I know lots of people complained about the "no bounce". I think the newer ones, or certain models at least, have a more natural bed feel with the perks of the sleepnumber gig.

I just managed to climb my way out of a deep depression. I slept on my wife's side of the bed.

Oh my God, it's my coworker. :laugh: Fumigation.

Wait...kitten...that means I have to wear makeup for two weeks. Who's crappy idea was this anyhow?

We should all post a minimum of seven selfies a day for the next two weeks. Who's with me?

The PAY threads are on the fence for me. I detest the ones with just "yes" "no" or a number for the answer. At least the ones that are like 'how'd they die', 'make up a lie about...' etc require some thought and creativity.

Hey now, I've wondered this type of stuff too... :D :p http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1356289/spanx-shapewear-on-the-first-date/p1

:laugh: Doood...I had the biggest crush on him back in the day!

Can't you see that you're living in the past? Maybe this is the time for me to ask - are you ready to move on? It's been too long...

And no invite? It's coo' though. I'm fine with that.

Hmmm...maybe they're going to sort everything out during this "forum down time" in a couple of days.

My mercury tacos are incredible! You don't know what you're missing. A little Zatarain's Lemon Pepper breading and they don't taste anything like a thermometer.

I know. Here it will be commented on though so I feel validated. That's what life's all about right? Validation through internet strangers?

Hence it being here and not in suggestions/feedback. B)

The cat gif made me think of this I just saw...

It always hurts when it's someone you love. Won't you rise above? Won't you rise above? There's a price in blood.

You'll never find a better woman or a bigger fool. Tell me what you know about, what you know about love.