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http://www.today.com/home/prince-s-former-spanish-villa-sale-see-inside-t91826

Biscuits and sausage gravy with lots of green Tobasco, and a side of bacon. Häagen Dazs coffee ice cream. Not a food, but the morning French press coffee with cream and smidge of sugar. All of these make me super huppy and literal smiles.

Professional hamster milker

What if it breaks? Can't I just place it gently on the table or something?

:D

Do it. There's nothing wrong with it at all. Flaunt that shiz.

Omg, fries and mayo.

Aww, I loved this! Only 5 1/2 months and it will be relevant again.

So...you don't charge as much if they're related?

I'm kind of hoping the Mayo/Miracle Whip thread will turn out like this and the hairy thread. It's just as trivial.

I want an olive green fridge with the weird oldschool handle.

If you ever need to ruin some beautiful mayo and turn it into disgusting Miracle Whip, here's the recipe: http://www.food.com/recipe/miracle-whip-from-mayonnaise-267595?photo=147423

Miracle Whip

I wont lie, I don't know what's in it, but I've had some tasty vee-guh-nays too.

Legitimate lol. :laugh:

I'd beg to differ but I don't have the strength.

Mary Had A Little Lamb

I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed to get over, but way to bow out dismissively in a typical "your type" fashion.

Does doing it consciously make it acceptable then, or is that only if you have a vagina? Sounds pretty double standardy to me. Not that I would expect anything less from a thread with this title.

Sooo....was that "honey" consciously or unconsciously condescending?

How the kittening kitten kitten is this thread still existing?! I'm seriously flabbergasted. :D

Hmmm, on a serious answer note though - poachers. I see it every time I go fishing and it's infuriating. People keeping waaay over their limit of fish, regardless of size. They're so greedy they don't understand (or care?) that that's the exact behavior that will kill off the very thing they love doing. It seriously makes…

This. Especially when I'm in the midst of trying to bully someone.

I already know it's semen, and it's still feminazi misandry. That being said, do you want a mug full of female tears?

That top one is ace. :D As far as good tattoo covers go (that I've seen at least), this is my favorite so far...

These are awesome.

I heard eating them gives you edible butt hair.