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Cramps don't seem conducive to letting me effectively escaping a predator. Also I'm not sure my monthly "celebration of womanhood" is always conducive to the people around me surviving, either. XD

My completely unscientific theory is that men's bodies don't think they have to be constantly prepared for the possibility of pregnancy. Mine doesn't either, but it doesn't know that.

I refuse to give up bananas, which don't grow in Indiana.

Just count the spiders toward your protein.

There's a difference between being positive and allowing patently erroneous information to go unchallenged.

I got about six days into the 7-Day Diet and wanted to kill everyone around me. In '01 or so DBF and I both tried some kind of speed pills... yeah, great until I didn't take them on the weekends and spent the entire weekends sleeping.

Womans World is the Weekly World News of women's magazines, except they're not funny.

Poke it with a stick and see how fast it tries to bite you?

I thought you just wanted them for the sugar.

Anyone who has one is braver than I am, because I hate needles with a fiery burning passion. I am also much too fickle to ever decide on something I'd want to have forever.

Interesting! I love cabbage rolls, but ain't no way I'm doing the work to make them; this looks simpler, and something to try when I have time on a weekend.

Yep, my boyfriend went through the same thing years ago when he kicked the Dew habit. Hang in there, it'll get better!

Late to the party, but THIS.

Just use a food processor or blender, no need for an additional gadget.

Well, the fastest I ever lost weight was when I went a few rounds with salmonella, but I don't recommend it. Losing weight on PURPOSE--the biggest first step really is to start logging everything and actually measuring it, to get an idea of how many calories you really are taking in.

Don't forget to eat clean--wash all your food in running water like a raccoon and the weight will just drop off.

...is the human program written in Pascal or C++?

I went to a Jewish university; despite there being separate kosher and non-kosher sides in the main cafeteria, no pork was allowed on campus. Four years of turkey bacon. :(

Want a "cleanse?" Try salmonella. I did it, and I definitely felt different.

...no.

This seems like a bad combination. ;)

Citric acid is a carb?

I tried it a couple of years ago and about a week and a half into the first phase wanted to stab people... intense carb reduction doesn't work for me. XD So DBF and I joined the Y and started reducing portions and changing the proportions of protein/carbs/fats and I've lost weight without hurting people.

Owner of a yarn shop. I've actually taken the first steps toward doing it; we bought a building at the end of last year after selling dyed yarn on Etsy. If you're a knitter or crocheter in northeast-central Indiana, stop by. XD

Sorry, I didn't realize when I fell critically ill at the age of 25 that I should have declined treatment since it required Medicare and Medicaid paying way more than I'd put into the system in a few years of work. I thought surviving sounded like a better option than dying.

Women who hover over the toilet seat in public restrooms are the reason there's pee on there in the first place.

We travel a LOT, so we still eat a certain amount of fast food (I like bananas and granola bars just fine, but they don't feel like a meal), but I've found that as I eat it less, I crave it less. It's a matter of your palate adjusting as your habits change. After a weekend of eating road food, I'm always craving a nice…

I only sat through about half an episode of "Finding Bigfoot" before giving it up, but I can watch those bozos on "Ghost Adventures" just about forever. Comedy gold!