Mildini

Mike Tyson. Boxed

Deep fat fryer... Has a chip in it!!

Three spare Scrabble letters. VGC.

Rawhide

Max Payne!!

Four Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach. They were all philosophising on what was the fastest thing in the world. Seymour said,"Me tink de fasses ting is a thought, because b4 u can tink it, it already thought." Winston said, "Nah man, da fassess ting is a blink, cos b4 you tink 2 blink you dun blink…

Glad it brought you some laughs x

Death wish

Apocalypse now!!

Feel free to add me :) Lez

No takers :) lol

That's such a great story. So chuffed for you I only run on a treadmill I love hiking and enjoy Dartmoor to roam as I please Feel free to add me (that goes to anyone else who needs friends) Lez

Yep happy to buddy with you I'll add you as a friend :)