AlSalzman Member

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 representing a nosy aunt and 10 representing a total creep, where would you place "inboxing pictures of my junk to strangers?" 'Cuz whatever you rate that, that's how much I creep.

Hoosiers. And we say the sexiest *kitten* with it, too... "Seen me that girl that me met up with at that bar katy-corner there to Turn Four last week... that one that we talked in to some three-holin'... shoooooot, I tell you what...."

Yes. Yes, it is.

"New Zealand Juggalo dies from being a Juggalo."

Because we *kitten*#ng rock. \m/

Whatevs. I'll take your portion, then.

///Tribiani voice/// how YOU doin'?

I feel your pain. Having my wife there would be pretty awkward.

Get your degree in bacon: http://www.smokinggoosemeatery.blogspot.com/2012/04/meat-school-bacon-curing-class.html

And your team is...?

We get organic, local-farm-raised bacon from the small-business butcher down the street, and we cook it up on our George Foreman fat-reducing grill so that it's perfect. It's so good, a half pound of it converted a whole synagoge full of Orthodox Jews in one weekend like BAM!

Raffi Torres is a dead m@therf#cker.

"Some people" are out of their g#dd@mn minds.

Well, now, hold on... in fairness, this girl may just be a Juggalo. Showing up looking like that WOULD be dressing up for her.

Text is for amateurs. I lead right off with a .jpg of my junk.

K, "hoes" was inflammatory and unnecessary. Outdated and chauvinist? Guilty. That said - open thread, open forum, fourteen pages of man-bashing responses ("Jerk! Dump him!" OMG I never...)... I'm allowed my $0.02, just like you're allowed your opinion. And my opinion was that the ladies were giving bad advice. ///Looks…

Lulz, the moderators disagree... I guess my post was insulting.

Y'all are all off the mark. His ex is down for the freakiness, and if you show up looking hot enough he's gonna get to do two chicks at one time.

Rivet gun.

Nice! I shouldn't be enjoying Vancouver's collapse this much... but HA HA VANCOUVER HA HA!

Latest from The Midnight Ghost Train fro their upcoming "Buffalo" release: "Foxhole" http://soundcloud.com/karatebody/the-midnight-ghost-train

You're playing with boobs, and you're complaining about the feel or the look or the lack of nipple sensitivity? Dude... YOU'RE PLAYING WITH BOOBS! Shut up already and play with teh boobs! Buncha f'in' boob connoisseurs in here? Like you're the f'in' Boobie Gourmet or something? Shut up and motorboat!

Don't dress up, but get vajazzled. Put your effort into the things that the guy will care about.

"Like"

Saltine crackers and gatorade. *kitten* the flu.

I worked with a Level I crossfit guy off and on for three years while I was focused on Muay Thai. Now that I'm done doing MT, I'll be joining the local box as my main means of staying in shape. Yes, you can get injured in CF. It adds a competitive element to fitness, and anytime you add competition you risk over-exertion,…

All kidding aside, most dudes enjoy a good tittybang now and then. Y'all A-cuppers may be out of luck in that regard. So, yes. Size can matter.

All fighting ends, but now Ron Artest will not leave your house. I wish I had more bacon right now.

Thank you for saving me from reading through 11ty more pages.