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The almost-a-duck-face pout. It was just enough to be alluring

You should be a stripper. Lots of dudes are into big girls. (Thank you, back to starving myself...)

Ipuffy....I vote again and again. Beautiful, kind and inspiring

False. I've never seen a pornographic film.

Eyes

"I'm late"

Y'all need a weird one... Fiber Gummies. Serving suggestion? 2 per day. Me? Half a jar (about 45). Ponder that for a moment.

Over - must Open - unless I'm leaving because my Dane thinks it's the best water bowl EVER Squish - from the end

Yes - to the smiley pic. Though I'm loving the Jolie-look.

1. Favorite Restaurant: Los Cocos 2. Favorite Room to Decorate: Bathroom...I can't afford to do my bedroom 3. If one song could be the soundtrack to your life what would it be? Move by Mercy Me 4. Marilyn, Audrey, or Jackie Marilyn. She was herself, no one else, no excuses. 5. If money were no object, what would you buy? I…

The Volkswagon. I like snakes.

DelMarVA Peninsula - Del-aware Mar-yland VA (Virginia)

If Jello could kickbox... *this kid*

Adonis.

Today, I was clearing tables at work and I approached a table and said, "Can I take these plates for you, ladies?"...One lady...one gent...oops... In my defense, his back was to me and he was quite feminine...but still. Lordy.

I have a large frame (goes by wrist measurement) and my goal is 145-150. I've seen 125-130 on me and I look absolutely sick.

I flunked everything in this thread but the age requirement. *Takes a Bow*

Sarcasm or bi.tchiness, depending on how much I like the person.

Proudly flying the freak flag...but I can be a real sweetheart under the right circumstances

Mmm, must refrain from inappropriate thoughts.... fail

Peanut Butter Horrible Choices in Y-Chromosomes MFP ...in no particular order

Print - the Yorkie (I'm assuming?) pic. My Bullmastiff LOVES Yorkies...they're like moving dog toys BSwiz - the cameraman pic - you are CHEESIN'! You look really happy, LoL

The Final Blow - Escape the Fate Better Off This Way - A Day to Remember

Trojan - Honestly? The last one with the black shirt and the beer. Makes me wanna walk up and say hello :-)

Yes please.

SpicyPepper - ADORABLE

Retriev - I'm never gonna top my last one, LoL. Uhm, Dance Club Body Shot Boy

Doorknob - Ladies Magazine Exec

Tim - you and the wifey!

I was DD at the bar (second one of the night) and was wearing Soffe shorts and a cami. This is a bar where women dress like high-dollar honky-tonk hoochies. I looked like I was in pajamas. This guy comes up to me, wraps his arm around my waist and says, "Did you know your tag is hanging out?" ...considering I was the one…