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Worst or Best? Have you seen those men dance on the Maury Show when they're told the baby isn't theirs? I saw one break out into the robot, the worm and some crazy ninja roll. Had to have been the happiest day of that man's life. I've seen lottery winners look downright sullen compared to some of these guys being told…

How about this one: "Best Bangali baba ji vashikaran specialist call ###-###-#### solve all your love money weight loss job pet children problems" I mean, seriously? Everyone knows the best bangali baba ji vashikaran is Dr. Oz. Pssh.

Your lady sounds like meatloaf.

You are a superior being. :drinker:

There's nothing "fun and games" about crapping in a jacuzzi, sir. The moisture, the heat...it's the perfect breeding ground for just about anything - in fact, that's pretty close to how we got life on this planet. "Primordial ooze"...Think about it. Before you know it, some lesser life form will climb out of that hot tub…

That's a bit...rapey, yes?

Ahhh - there it is. You beat me to it. Kudos.

Really? This is the *WORST* thing a woman could say to a man....? Are you *sure* about that? Do you want to rethink it? I'm thinking "I just murdered your entire family" ranks higher. Hell, even, "I just crapped in your jacuzzi" is probably a few pegs higher up the list... unless you are *really* that sensitive about your…

Anybody remember those Lean Cuisine commercials where the beautiful perfect woman in the perfect outfit and hair would say "I had grilled chicken breast in an apple reduction with cranberries, french cut green beans, with a whole wheat orzo pasta"...and her scruffy looking friend in the sweat pants and sneakers with the…

Smart lady, I'd listen to this one.

UGH, that name! Dr. Oz is the keynote speaker at the American Massage Therapy Associations National Convention this year. There's a lot of feathers ruffled about that. Massage Therapists have been working hard to improve their standing in the healthcare arena and gain credibility, and then they invite Dr. Freaking Oz to be…

:::puts on my conspiracy theory tin foil hat::: Read something a long time ago about the Romans using lead in their cookware and aqueducts. They also used a sweetener that was some product reduced by boiling, often in lead bowls, and this sweetener was added to foods and wine. According to the article, many Romans suffered…

Do as I say, not as I do! Seriously. I grabbed a cookie on my way out the door this morning at 4am. Did an hour powerlifting session, hurried home, got ready for work and....grabbed another cookie as a ran out the door. Oops. But I *usually* do a protein shake right after working out. I use Optimum Nutrition's Double…

This legit made me chuckle out loud. I'm dying to do this to someone now...but not sure I've got the nerve to.

HaHaHaHaHa! :laugh: good reference

Mighty Ducks!

Hold on to it. :blushing: Also, glutes are used for thrusting movements... strong glutes indicate...well... not even going to finish that, but I'm sure you get the idea.

...why do you ask? ::suspicious face::

Couldn't stop watching for almost a solid minute. Hypnotizing.

*pinch* Oops, dearie me, thought you were someone else. Tee hee hee :laugh: Quite nice, I approve. ETA: I'm appreciative of a nice set of glutes...strong ones that look like they squat in the gym. I had to hit the delete button a bunch on that one to keep it polite. Goodness me.

It was an awesome game. One of the only I've played that really relied on team work and playing your character correctly. When it was good, it was so good. Made the mistake of trying to relive the magic recently. They've totally gimped the game, it's terrible. Just masses of people bludgeoning worms and skellies in a…

men and rabbits. Lenny, grab

Which summoned Georgia O'Keefe from

In the wise words of Miss_Jess:

That it's a cookie. A chocolate chunk salted coffee caramel apple cookie.

Why do girls always travel in pairs? ...because they can't even. :laugh:

Way to go hot stuff! :drinker:

The fear of these sorts of judgements is what keeps me from posting actual photos of myself. Also, super weird to try to take a selfie. Do I smile? What the hell would I be smiling at, seems nuts. But if I don't smile, then I look mean or pensive...a smile would let people know I'm friendly...but this looks goofy. How do I…

commenced. The dragon dong all

Looks like *someone* enjoyed whatever that is. :laugh: