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Ha! Wrong! He's in my refrigerator. A small collective of sapient teacup pigs who are secretly running the world.
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Friendly. Unless your name is Kyle. He HATES people called Kyle.
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You know in liquid soap containers, the plastic pump part? Just a whole bunch of those. Nobody knows why
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A secondary, much smaller closet. Just to f$#k with people.
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I was actually here looking for nuclear weapons and my shoes. Oops.