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I went to Trader Joe's and Ralph's earlier and couldn't find it. So I went back to my old faithful ladies of IPAnema -- Lagunitas. (har!)

I'm diggin' your style. I think you're sexy.

IPA sounds great right about now.

He's a lawyer or something.

OMG! I'm a big fan of you Young Jeezy! I love you!

My crewmembers better not tie me to this mast while my creaking ship passes through your channel cuz I'm diving head first into that water to be with you, mermaid. (Woohoo! That's my pickup line for today.)

Woke up on my living room couch this morning at 5:30 from last night trying to mix studying with Netflix. Awesome roommate dropped my blanket on me just cuz he's awesome! Lol. But good morning people! Getting ready for the gym.

Well get a shovel and take her out on a date. I doubt she'd say no.

Don Ho "Tiny Bubbles"

@ginaabrahams1, you're 10+. Anything less would be a travesty. I swear it isn't the beer goggles. Seriously, you're gaaaaawjus.

That one 16-year old manipulative chick David Duchovny bangs in Californication.

Can someone please crush on the lonesome Asian geek eating half-frozen cafeteria nuggets and soggy fries all by my lonesome self in the corner here? I can do very romantic things like math homework and beat League of Legends for you. With Barry Manilow on repeat.

snot

Finny = Simon Pegg's better looking brother.

Ok, I'll go jump off a cliff now.

Add me. I have an extra chicken suit for the lucky first.

Study break selfie.

The girl who crawls out of the television in The Ring

Hmm, smells like you had Taco Bell for lunch today.

Oh yeah! Especially after eating.

As usual, maybe do the funky chicken with the electric slide.