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Really, Diggles? It's her first day and you're already trying to get in her pants. I told you that your *kitten* will only fit in spandex.
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Hi Evonne!!! I've been recycled by the group several times.
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I like to use monogrammed towels.
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True. I am friends with most of you mofos.
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I let those boobs be motorboated by Crafty.
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I've seen all of those. Just now, when I clicked on the link.
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I prefer to be hideous on all counts. Except for my feet. Gotta have pretty feet.
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Spinning. No. Not on a bike. With my arms out and twirling around until I get dizzy and fall down.
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No pie? And a burger with no bun or ketchup? What's wrong with you?
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Is it because you don't like my meme? :)
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If I was drunk enough, I could probably swing that way.
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I hate when I spill my hot coffee down the front of my cream colored dress and have to run home to change. Yeeaaaah...that just happened. This is why I can't have nice things!
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I'm in the human slave trade.