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Collects caterpillars. His place is literally crawling with them. ;)
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Show your moobs. That'll do it.
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[/quote] I heart you, Enrrrrrrrrique.
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I constantly have sexual encounters with myself. So that counts, right?
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I once won two roundtrip tickets to anywhere in the US for Continental airlines. As soon as I won them, their airline went on strike. However, they did give me the cash value for them.
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Because she doesn't have a peen. Sorry. :)
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Shy
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I have. He's my newest friend. :)
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So can I.
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That didn't look like nothing.
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I've been doing nothing to him the whole time.
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People ask me the exact same thing.
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You sound just like someone I know. I wonder who it could be.
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Does this include leg hair? If so, count me in.
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We're only friends because you have a beard. As soon as you shave, your *kitten* is dropped. ;) Just kidding, Pookie.
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I concur.
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You're pretty when I'm drunk. :)
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What you see is what you get. Online or off. Only, I used less emoticons in real life. Also, she is Jesus.
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I would just become a zombie and eat ALL THE BRAINS.
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Mine just isn't coming in as well as I had hoped. I'll keep trying.
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I'm snarky/sarcastic. And I'm 6' tall.
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I'm surprised she hasn't dumped you yet.
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New Order 'Temptation' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUjUTG3hwyQ
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Not until just now.
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No. I think that she should let it grow into a pretty cape. ;)
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Diff'rent Strokes for different folks.
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I'd write about it on my specialized Ebola stationary.
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When a man has confidence in himself, but isn't the least bit arrogant.
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I'll have a Manhattan up with Rye, please. And an extra cherry.
