NotShena Member

All the dinners and drinks that the men buy you hinders the weight loss.

I'm such a noob. I thought "woo" meant "woohoo!"

It's the funniest thing ever.

Gah... I wanna paste that Bruno Mars gif!!!!

When I copy and paste colors don't come up. Bleh.

I get that a lot.

Are we making signatures a thing?! Someone write one for me!

Only during work hours while I'm avoiding work.

You suck

Meanwhile, anyone want to pay me to live with them?

I feel ya, boo.

A penis

I like his smile at the end!

Big Black Sausage?

This guy knows his meat.

I'm just thankful now that I didn't get pregnant when you hugged me.

Can confirm. This creep asked for my phone number as well.

I was celibate by choice for 2 years. Apparently I have greater willpower giving up sex than I do giving up overeating.

It's probably easier to interact with the kid than it is to interact with new friends on here.

MFP is full of under-sexed attractive people.

My take as I was talking about the movie to a friend. Sooo. The movie. It was bad. But I can see how if you put years of reading comics and taking it at face value some would see it as entertaining. It had it's moments. It seems like DC tried to pack as much as they could into this one movie. You have Superman's sequel,…

It's okay. I've got permission from his wife. I'm no threat.

You definitely baited me, Master.

When I hugged you I felt no bewbs. I call BS!

That's why I'm safe! Because I only send pictures without clothes to females.

Eric, what are you going to do with that bat?

I'd let this guy buy me lunch and a beer. ;)

I prefer chick butts over dude butts.

Lent is suppose to make you closer to God, right? Me being lactose intolerant, giving up dairy would probably make it a lot easier for people to want to be close to me.

Will it make my vagina young and youthful in appearance?