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Why just heterosexual men can complain about their wife? What about a lesbian with a wife?
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Come here, Stud.
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Hide? Does tucking count?
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Definitely
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Meh. I rarely get phased. I do my thing and then leave.
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It's the high fructose corn syrup in the Pepsi. Makin' kids rowdy. Back in my day we had real sugar and we liked it.
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I'm gonna blame the past 6 months of weight gain and moodiness on PMS.
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I want it all.
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Yay You!!!
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Wait. "Funny people"? Do you want people who are funny? Or people who think you are funny?
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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE!!!!
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*Aggressively snuggles*
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I have sexual chats with my friends list daily. It's a requirement I think.
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I am curious too! I have a horrible time keeping roosters happy.
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As a chick who used to work the front desk, I think she probably hopes you have a great workout.
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Wow. You're a hot chick. What's yo numba?
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Violence is bad.
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Trust him, he's a doctor.
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Take your hostility elsewhere Sir!
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Mmmm... pizza, cookies, brownies and booze. I'm IN!
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That chick is obviously an amateur. Pros use a timer.
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My ex-husband would buy me gifts he thought I should use. Elliptical machine, kitchen appliances and cookware. Apparently he wanted me to be skinny and cook a lot.
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I prefer Sapporo's beer. Can I drink the beer? Or does it contain toxins?
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I usually get other gym-goers to take a pic of me flexing so I don't seem conceited enough to take a selfie.
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Wait... what?!
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I got laid more often before I lost weight.
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You sound upset.
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I usually add buns, hamburger and cheese to make my salads taste better.
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Buy her pizza and share.
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I miss stalking my friends' adventures in the forums. :(
