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It's purely biological. Survival of the species and all that.

I do. Saves time. Saves me money on my water bill. Saves me laundry since I use the gym's towels/wash cloths. Saves on the electricity bill since I use the blow dryer there. All around good stuff.

I actually had a dream last night about eating several pizzas. I feel all dirty now.

Right. I've went through a lot of pizzas while drunk.

Wrong. Sometimes you're so hungry you don't care what size or quality the pizza is.

Now... that's how to take a junk selfie.

This... also use a timer.

TOM is an *kitten*

Booties make me happy. Though, so do boobies.

❤️ I was a daddy's girl. I was lucky to have him for 19 years. I used to think about how he was taken from me too soon. How much I was robbed by not having him long enough. But now I feel honor and blessed I got to see him every day for 18 years. How he was there. How we went on hikes every Saturday, rain, shine or snow.…

When I have nothing to add except a snarky comment I remember this:

Totally heard that in his accent

I've only heard it from 2 guys. First one after 2 weeks. Second one was after 3 years of friendship.

Is this a tabloid? Just seems like it was created to produce conflict. Baiting the reader to be judgmental about her saying that she got pregnant after a one night stand and that the children have different fathers. Is this the British version of Jerry Springer? The article really has no purpose except to call judgment on…

SUGAR!!!!!!!! Tickle her when she starts getting sleepy. Chase her around the couch. Chocolate. Sing and dance party.

Because I don't think about other people when I pick out what clothes are comfortable for me to wear at the gym.

"What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything."--Van Gogh

You have to pay to get rejected?!

Great.. I can get rejected by multiple dates in one evening.. Where do I sign up?

Do whatever you feel comfortable with. If you're in front of me though, it may inspire me to run faster. :wink:

Yes... I've been friend zoned enough to speak from experience.

Also.. might I suggest this corset in the meanwhile?

I, too, am looking for a magic potion.

To burn calories so I can eat more food!

Flirting happens here?! This is for health and fitness only!!

Also... Target. There's a lot of beautiful women in the cat food/ kitty litter isle on Friday nights.

Just don't give up. It takes time!! Don't get discouraged!

I'm sure there's an app for that.

Mmmmm.... tasty tasty Coke Zero.