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@FishyPants
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@bitter1979
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Had her mother sent to Shady Pines
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Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.
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Let me drive
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@salty_frank
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Me neither
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Girls with guns
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Caught her taking the train
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@tallywackers18
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@kapnkrunch
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Doesn’t eat bacon
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Two-step
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Has every template available
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@oldblueeyes3
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NTM
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Found out she was a call girl
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@stinky_porker
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Wouldn’t make room in her hammock
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@patrioticpatti
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Found I’m a dude...
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@tacoman
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Reported me for violating UCMJ Article 12
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@ladyliberty05
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Found out I was violating OPSEC talking about my deployments.
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@communismsattack
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I’ve been prohibited
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Didn’t realize I had been referring to goats as “kids”
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@KarlMarx2
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@SarahPalin