PantalaNagaPampa Member

We should be friends.. :wink:

the best female friend I have is a lesbian, why do we get along so well, cuz there is no sexual tension, we don't want anything from each other, we are able to just hang out and BS with each other over everyday life events. On the flip side, she is a fellow crossfitter and has one hell of a body, if she ever thoght of…

Wil you wear those Greenbay Pumps? If so, I am all in!

@yoovie, Intelligent, well spoken, with a sexy body, and she hits the weights like an animal, also a bit of a smart *kitten*, totally in love with this type of woman.

Ahem.. stillw aiting on my turn.. WTF over!

I am friends with all the females at the crossfit box I go to, we joke, we hang out, we do the hug hello and goodbye, and I am always a gentleman about it, but if one of them gave me the green light, it would be on like donkey kong.. you know, if I wasn't married.

You selfish BIT@H

It's all gentetic predsiposition. We can ahve femal friends without "smashing" them, but if the opportunity arises, we will jump on it. We are just cavemen with better wheels.

I have 3 ex-wives, yes, 3 of them. I do not speak or see a single one of them. I have one child with the first, but she is already in her 20s, so have not had reason to speak to her mother in years, thank god!!! If I was to see one of my exes on a street, I would turn my head, walk away and pretend I didn't see them. Exes…

this sounded like a cry for help.

I could make a list, but my computer time is almost up, getting ready to be moved to the Yard, then off to chow, then back to the block for headcount and lights out.... BUMP for later though..

The Troll is strong in this one! They see me trolling, they be hatin'

and this is why I effin love you!!! ♥

I get that the noise attracts the hoards, but being a former combat soldier, I can tell you a well placed 50 cal, mark19, and a couple m60's, not to metntion if you can get ahold of a M134minigun,. OMG you could mow down entire football fields of zombies in seconds... with 50s, and the M134, you dont even need headhsots,…

My FAV sweet potato recipe: Give sweet potato to wife, tell her to hurry up with it.

You are 21, so says your profile. Way too young to even think about putting up with any guy who doesn't treat you as you want to be treated. Relationships are hard, but even harder when you start out so young. It seems like it is time for you to move on with your life and have your you time and then finf another guy who…

They see me trollin' They be hatin...

This thread is moving fast!

So many great responses, and most everyone is right on the money. I will say from another guys point of view, If we are truly interested in a woman, then we will do whatever it takes to be with that woman. When I first met my wife, I couldn't spend enough time with her. I made myself available to her every chance I could.…

OK ladies, I am not a celebrity, per say, but I look good on camera, and I do all my own stunts and sex scenes, so feel free to add me to your list. :flowerforyou:

I've lost and Elephants penis plus a rack of baby back tribs.. one of those things sounds delicious! 60 pounds = an elephant’s penis 2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs

Women get caught up in the romantasizing of a powerful man in control. B!TCH it aint all blindfolds, candle wax, and sensual embraces, it also means making me a sammich, keeping the house clean, and rubbing my neck, while the game is on, and keeping your pie hole shut, until the commercial break. LOL... *kitten* gets real…

I keep seeing women say how they would love a man like christian grey or want to be like Anastacia, and get all 50 shades, but then the first time you tell them to make you a sammich, or to iron a shirt, they lose their effin mind!

For the WIN

@yoovie.. sexy, funny, and powerful!

Jessica from True Blood. Fiery hot redhead, and her hymen always grows back :love:

Never call her the "B" word. B!TCHES hate to be called the "B" word.

Oh, you are so effin sexy and you know it... *bows to worship at your feet*

DEF not-single, and F@CK yeah I'm sexy, B!TCHES Where's my FRs? :laugh: LOL Fun thread..

I will have to give you props on Club Dread. I don't know if it really was a scary movie.. campy, yes. I love Broken Lizard. MyFav Scary Movies: Ju-On, The ring, Quarantine