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@jtsmou: I'm going to go ahead and say Charlie Brown. Mostly because of the feelings of self-worth. That said, shave your face, cut your hair, and slink into a tailored suit. Problem solved.

Without a single reference to tans, or a single "babycakes?"

I am struggling to think of more f*cked up foreplay. Unless it lasted thirty-some years and we crucified Dylan. Too far?

Are you implying you are the Virgin Mary? And Dylan is a Jesus? Because that's even hotter. I'd play the role of St. Joseph any day.

DylanzDad is a lucky guy.

Sorry everyone. For Mother Theresa over here, "sleep" means *kitten*.

Well this topic hasn't gone where I expected it to. You can go ahead and give three answers: 1. Sober 2. Sober, and BEERRUNNER is the last man on earth 3. Sh*tfaced

When they are in your hands or face, who cares if they are fake?

No, I meant exactly what I said.

I don't care about pictures. If I'm not in them or no one is having sex, then who gives a *kitten*?

Hahahahahahaha. Oh...this is serious?

Well...is he or she right? If he or she says, "I've noticed that you are fat" and you are fat, then that makes the speaker tactless but still right.

Good. You don't want to get pregnant.

My only problem with the word 'milf' is that it is socially acceptable. If I walked up to a woman in a bar and said, "I would like to *kitten* you," odds are I would end up with a drink on my favorite Eton shirt. But if I said, "You know, you're a milf" I would get the giggles and blushes. Women are Rubik's Cubes.

Gallade, Crobat, Torterra, Kingdra, Infernape, and...still haven't picked a sixth. Thoughts? Froslass might be a good call.

Well he might've said it nicer than I did, but the point remains the same.

Well I'm calling bull**** on this. You are telling me that, on your entire friends list, you couldn't narrow it down to five or ten "definitely" choices? I think you need to be honest with yourself and those around you and you will be much more successful with women in general. The thing is, every woman wants to feel like…

Robbing the homes of everyone who has said he or she is leaving town.

George Clooney and Chris O'Donnell ruined it for all of the normal guys.

Either a therapist or an analyst. Or both.

I say go for it. I'm having an affair with my secretary over lunch break.

Isn't Adele on MFP?

Awesome reference...and apparently there aren't any Melville fans around here.

Well, I still say '*kitten*.'

Definitely thought this was going to be a link to 2G1C.

Well, maybe (s)he meant "decifer." Worst thread ever.

*Jesus

Bumping this.

Just say "Summer's Eve," gal.

I wouldn't use a kitchen sink, or even a bathroom sink [at my house]. But I have been known to pee in the sink that the washing machine drains into.