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Verizon.

Yeah, well you've probably had to pay for sex.

Surprisingly, Last of the Mohicans.

I used to like kissing...then someone sucked my d*ck. It's hard to like the swing set when you've been to Disney World.

5 is *least* desirable.

No but I've been blown on the job before.

On the only scale that matters: Yes/No The only "Yes" is Elisha Cuthbert. The second closest to a "Yes" would be Marilyn Monroe, but only if I was waiting for the cable guy or the plumber so I had a four hour window to kill. Also, she would have to be alive because I have a rule about screwing the dead now.

Mouse Trap, like Toy Story 2, is okay.

Freedom of speech.

I'm a guy, but no woman has said, "Make it wiggle." You gals realize guys can control that, right? Just move the muscle back and forth and back and forth? It's great.

Relative to the Earth, dubstep is new. Relative to music, dubstep isn't new--1998.

Really? So this kind of stuff is obnoxious when BEERRUNNER does it, but when Captain Confident over here posts it's okay? I won't pretend to understand what happens over the internet, but from a biological standpoint, things like this set humanity back.

This is, by far, the most pathetic thing I've ever seen on MFP. Just an observation.

COMPLAINING TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET DRIVES ME BATTY!!!!!!!!!

Definitely thought this topic was going another direction. Like...A Modest Proposal direction. Never read Jonathan Swift?

Only funny if the sermon was on Onan.

*genius I'm hoping that was an intended oxymoron.

Maybe he should try: "I'vebeeninsideyou"

Peter North?

Interesting! Oh, wait. That other thing...tedious.

Let me guess...you're a prickly b*tch? Have a little more fun in life.

Bosnia. Easily.

While I only have anecdotal evidence, I would suggest that brunettes do taste best. To quote comedian Daniel Tosh, "Cannibalism is a horrible scenario. But if you had to eat another human to survive, would they taste like their ethnic background? Do Mexicans taste spicy? Do you have to eat chips and salsa before you eat…

My honest answer is that it depends on how much you paid her for it and you both had safe words.

I have your pole for you right here... Dammit.

Romance is what a guy does to get in a girl's pants. Or dress.

I tell you what. Here is a list of initials of famous women I have slept with. If you can figure out who I am, PM me. If you're right, maybe I'll sleep with you too. Maybe. JAZPOWCBAS Clues: Two of them have royal connections. Four of them can be "seven degreed" to Kevin Bacon. I wore a condom for one of them.

PM me your address and I'll send you an autographed picture of me.

I'm not a name dropper but I have several.

Not a huge gamer, but you can't go wrong with Madden or Call of Duty. Portal [and Portal 2] will change the way you see the world.