Keep Both Hands Above The Bible

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My3Rayz
My3Rayz Posts: 373
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There are just no words...although I trust you will find some :wink:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/teen-church-masturbator-busted-345678

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  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    hahaha hey he was bored who can blame him:laugh:
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
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    Totally not what I expected in this post. Of course, as a former preacher's kid - I can confirm that there are people doing much more than that in churches. Don't touch anything in the janitor's closets!
  • rolliepollie087
    rolliepollie087 Posts: 251 Member
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    In Niceville, hahaa
  • starwhisperer
    starwhisperer Posts: 367
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    You are right, I had no words. But I did crack up.
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
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    Totally not what I expected in this post. Of course, as a former preacher's kid - I can confirm that there are people doing much more than that in churches. Don't touch anything in the janitor's closets!

    All Im saying is Im going to Hell....:devil:
  • dawnrford
    dawnrford Posts: 29 Member
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    or in my case...he gets over 1/2 of everything :(
  • Random_Name
    Random_Name Posts: 77
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    Only funny if the sermon was on Onan.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    He must really love religion. :bigsmile:
  • Lotte34
    Lotte34 Posts: 429 Member
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    If I had been born a boy its probably how i would have spent the 9.5 hours a week i had to spendin church
  • Ireshgurl
    Ireshgurl Posts: 559
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    I love it when i can first wake up and have a good laugh. Though, I gotta say, my favorite part is the end.....“feel as welcome as possible. That's why we make it a priority to have a ‘come as you are’ atmosphere". Freaking priceless and appropriate, lmao.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    Totally not what I expected in this post. Of course, as a former preacher's kid - I can confirm that there are people doing much more than that in churches. Don't touch anything in the janitor's closets!

    I second this.

    Also, my church was in a little town called Pleasureville...we enjoyed that A LOT. We were a UMC church, too...


    Also, anyone know "I'm gay for Jesus" by Bo Burnham?
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
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    That's the best interpretation of "spare the rod" I have ever heard of.
  • CakeFit21
    CakeFit21 Posts: 2,521 Member
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    New meaning to, "All rise"
  • Angie80281
    Angie80281 Posts: 444 Member
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    Also, anyone know "I'm gay for Jesus" by Bo Burnham?

    That songs cracks me up! Love, love, love Bo Burnham!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Totally not what I expected in this post. Of course, as a former preacher's kid - I can confirm that there are people doing much more than that in churches. Don't touch anything in the janitor's closets!

    All Im saying is Im going to Hell....:devil:

    there's room on my bus, Shan! not much, but there are a few seats left.

    this story cracked me up!

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