Have you ever had a hummer in the office?

No but I've been blown on the job before.

No, we have a whistler.....
(and a fa#ter too)

There is a moaner here.

Excellent.

I think Bill Clinton did...

hahahahaha I literally just spit my drink all over my screen on this one

I'd love to have a hummer right now. It's so quiet in here.

truth is, nothing calms me down more than a hummer

My boss is a huffer - not the drug head kind - the kind that goes **deep inhale** pause **short irritated exhale** allllllllll dayyyyyyyyyy longgggggggg. We share an office. UGH!

used to have a lady who was in a terrible car accident, she flipped over into an icy river and was O2 deprived.

So, she wasn't really right to start with, but after wards..

She would blast horrible country music, and just bust out into song at random times. She would also get so worked up over this, that she would flip over in her chair.

Stopping this one before it gets started....

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