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/shudder I had a friend who cut herself HORRIBLY because of doing this... it's amazing she didn't nick a major artery and bleed out! Then again, she manages to injure herself on a pretty regular basis.

The internet is a lie. PS we are all a figment of your imagination.

It's good that you recognize your eating habits were dangerous in the past and are working to change them now, but please try to net at least above 1,000 daily as soon as possible. I realize that you're trying not to overwhelm yourself but you are starving even at 700, and you do your body damage with each day that you eat…

I did a double-take reading this part, because those words could've literally come from me :laugh: except the weight watchers bit. I don't follow any "diets" but I've been really trying to eat healthy. My boyfriend is exactly the same as your fiance here. Though, he doesn't have a "perfect" body (he's slender, but has a…

My question is, how do you have online access right now if you're in a "psych ward", to use your terminology? If you're in a mental hospital they generally don't allow PCs and don't have public computers. They don't even let you have a cell phone. If they let you go home and you are simply doing a PHP program, why are you…

I watched "Grave Encounters" recently, and though I generally am way too skeptical / critical of horror movies to enjoy them, this one kept me watching at least. It got a bit silly at the end, but for the most part it was legit. Definitely entertaining.

Well... I'm glad that you managed to turn it into a positive thing. That is not sarcasm. I am genuinely glad that you consider it something that changed you in a positive way instead of a traumatic nightmare. That being said, my mother suffered on and off with cancer for ten years before it finally took her life. There…

I was in an Improvisational Acting class a couple years ago, and we were using props in our impromptu skits. The humor began to get dark, and one student pretended to kill themselves by winding a "noose" (I believe it was some kind of belt or scarf) around their neck and "jumping" off a chair to be hung. The joke, in…

My ex-fiancee was raped. When I was with her, I jumped viciously on anyone who so much as used the word incorrectly ("we're gonna totally rape them at this game", etc), let alone made a joke involving the subject. I also got "butthurt" about anyone who made gay jokes too. Then I realized that it is far easier to let words…

Goodnight all you skinnyfat beautiful people. May your evening be as romantic and pleasurable as this one.

Eh... if I was baked, I'd probably still eat it. Good thing I'm off that crap now. (Get it... 'baked'...? Hurrrr)

Add me in-game, I messaged you my Summoner name :D I'm always looking for more peeps to play with!

Yeah I have never played a subscription game like WoW or anything, I stick to the FTPs haha. It's not that I don't think games are worth paying for, but I prefer to have the paying be optional to get extra content instead of a requirement.

:laugh: I was wondering if you or my other friend, soldier4242, would post about this haha. But I refuse to believe we are the only 3 on here that play! :tongue:

My best advice on this front is to stop thinking about what you "can't" eat (junk food and processed sugars), and think more about incorporating healthy foods into your diet that you maybe haven't tried before or eaten much of in the past. Learn to love fruits, veggies and all forms of protein (there are way more than just…

You'd be amazed at how many people seem to claim the opposite. *eyeroll* But OP, I will echo the others in saying losing an inch off your waist is in no way "killing yourself for nothing". It's true that your progress is going to be very slow because the lower weight you are, the slower it comes off... but don't get…

You poor dear. You seem to be under the (misguided) assumption that anyone posting here (in a thread in the subforum of "chit chat, fun & games", mind you) actually finds kidnapping to be amusing...

She is cray cray. At 5'7 you should be netting way more than 1200. I'd try out 1700 (but keep that high protein goal) and start weightlifting -- you definitely won't lose any more muscle that way!

I am now scarred from the first image I saw, which was a woman with what appeared to be cake pans implanted in her *kitten*.

Lol I knew I should have said Disney instead of Alice! :tongue:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVYo-ajWRXw skip to 1:45 for how to win at jumping

I know I'm several pages late and no one is talking about this any more, but: in for Kung Pow gifs

bump! Surely there are some LoL nerds out there somewhere in the masses of MFP besides the 2 I have already met... :tongue:

Hahaha. I hear this song at work all the time, often when I'm atop a ladder... I just don't believe enough :cry:

Where this thread has gone: (but I love that there are so many Alice gifs :heart: )

Be sure to get a good running start.

Argh you beat me! :laugh:

Whoa. You just blew my mind laying that broscience on us. WE ARE ALL MADE OF SPACE. IN SPACE.

You think she would have learned...