CaffeinatedConfectionist Member

I know how to science!

....I sort of forget what I was talking about...

I have nothing to contribute to this thread other than gifs, because the OP clearly has no interest in educating herself. But I am grateful for the entertainment value in MFP's threads today. <---- here, have a doughnut. It'll make you feel better.

Tom Waits pretty much sums it up in "better off without a wife" (and/or husband, in this case). I'm kinda selfish about my privacy...

I like your style :drinker:

Coffee, milk, butter, eggs, greek yogurt, cottage cheese, other cheese, canned tuna and frozen fish, chicken/pork/beef, chickpeas, black beans, sweet potatoes, clif builder bars, various produce. I try to make bread and protein muffins on the weekends to keep my freezer stocked.

(And to add some actual anecdotal information, I also lose quite happily at around 1700. I'm doing a more aggressive cut right now because I'm coming off a badly-planned bulk, but will be going back to 1700 in a few weeks. 5'2" and 29 with a moderately sedentary job)

And follow up with this for dessert:

In for logic, good sense, and gifs!

At first I was all But then I was all

Very interesting, thanks for posting!

Yup, this pretty much sums up how I feel about it. My weekend was ruined when I found out about this on Saturday or whenever.

Usually works for me...!

I have a drawer full of beef jerky, which sounds like it should be a double entendre. Mostly though I just drink coffee and water until I get home from work. I do best with a rough IF model of eating.

I have coffee for breakfast. I have iced coffee with milk for lunch. Meal timing is pretty irrelevant and should depend on personal preference.

But I like it in here!

To increase my all-around awesomeness to even HIGHER levels. But more specifically, to be able to do whatever I want to do in life without worrying about whether my body is capable of it. Climb that tree? H*&! yes! Swim that lake? I can do that! Climb up that bluff? D*(!& straight! And I intend to accomplish this by…

This thread gives me a sad. The concept of adulterating guacamole with that nonsense... just.. :sick: (And yes, pineapple on pizza is an abomination!)

If this thread has taught me anything, it's that gifs make friends.

Thanks to all the people who added me or accepted requests. I'm off to internetless land and outta here like -

I think I'd like your coach!

:laugh: :laugh: That's awesome

And yes, a desire to bust out some gifs was at least 25% of my reason for posting this thread.

Yess, pull-ups... I swear I managed three last week, but I haven't been able to since, so maybe it was a fluke. And I really want to be able to do a headstand push-up, so if you can lift your body with your hands, you are certifiably awesome.

Love 'em quick and leave 'em disappointed is my motto! Wait, what?

Ok, ok, for everyone who wanted a pony, is this an acceptable substitute? I am loving hearing what everyone does for training. I should clarify that I do lift currently, and have for about 18 months. I started with SL 5x5, but right now I'm doing a 4x week upper/lower split.