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When do you sleep?
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The worst part is when my girlfriend yells at me and blames me for everything. I buy her chocolate because she tells me to. Then when I get home and give it to her she says I just want to make her fat.:noway:
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Sweet, I'm not paying for your drinks either!
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Wrap a towel around a pull up bar and hang from the towel as long as you can. If you're doing deadlifts an alternating hand grip helps out too.
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Pee in her.
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It's mail and yes my junk is itty bitty for a male. Your **** would be small too if a tiny Asian dude from okanawa kept rubbing your shoulders. I don't care how many storys you've heard or how many movies you've seen. That **** just ain't right!
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You have short legs.
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I like big boobies, nice round butts, and women with daddy issues. Questionable morals are also a plus.
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The bj thread aka best job thread. My favorite bj was back in HS. I worked at a pretzel making store with a bunch of hot girls. I ended up getting fired though. It was for putting my fingers in the dough maker .................. she got fired too, we both got fired.
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Now that's an exciting dig!
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I never get tired of watching their warmup routine!
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I'm not sure why but if you use dumbbells instead of a bar when doing chest presses it's damn near impossible to arch your back.
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Where are these profiles?
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I read this 100mph like you were talking really fast. Maybe he wants to slow it down a bit. You said yourself he's opening a business. That's stressful enough much less trying to start a new relationship at the same time. If you wanna play games post a bunch of pictures with your friendzone guy bff. He won't know its your…
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36 squirts? I'd have to save up a few weeks to do that.
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6 months to a year or longer
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Why would you stay the night if you just wanted sex?
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I like the headlights on look.
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I wanna eat Ethiopian food while jamming incubus in my El Camino. Btw wtf is an incubus?
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I sent this one and got acceptted I've seen you on the forums with your sexy legs and boob pictures. I go to my fl to see if your friends with any of them. When I find you I look at their wall to see what you post. I'm tired of stalking you this way. Be my friend and I'll treat you oh so good. I love you but, if you deny…
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The zombies are actually evolving now! They're getting smarter on how to attack
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To the bat cave b*tches
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Too many, I'm in the banned group. I hear one of the mods has a thing for cats and not the kind men like!…
