territhefrog Member

Heck yeah.

Yes. When I was in the Navy and I was boarding a tugboat, I fell in the water and lost my wallet. That damn water was COLD! HYE bit a dentist?

has a special paddle for spanking.

No but amateur yes. I rooted for the evil guy because he bought a car from my husband and gave us a free weekend at his little beach hotel in St Pete Beach, Florida. HYE tickled a dog?

Has to shave her toes everyday or the hair will stick out her socks.

Orange Roughy and Salmon.

Unfortunately, yes. HYE gotten bit by a snapping turtle?

got crabs in Vegas and gave them to a guy in Canada.

HAHAHAHA Good one.

the carpet matches the drapes. So does the hair on her toes.

Yes but in my defense I seriously thought that my boss was paying. She was never clear on that. She got fired 2 weeks later so I didn't feel bad. HYE thought that a person on MFP was just the perfect snob?

Likes to pick other people's wedgies.

Yes....but I was 2 and my brother made me do it. He was an *kitten*. HYE spit in your siblings face?

Uses olive oil as a lubricant.

Yes. And no. My dumb *kitten* brother tripped me and I fell into the pool in our back yard. I was so happy when he got the belt for that one. HYE chased a live turkey?

So is jas3walk.

(I want to do that beer can roulette!!) Does my friends stupid fat brother count as a gorilla? He is really hairy and scratches his *kitten* a lot.

Yes. Well, not fruit but vegetables. HYE wanted to reach through the phone and punch a customer service rep?

Why hasn't anyone answered THIS question?? HAHAHA Not that I can remember. HYE played pocket pool in public?

It's not????? CRAP! Spock is her love slave.

Yep. When I was a teen my friend (Tammy) and I went to the mall. These guys started talking to us so we pretended that she was her sister (Tracy) and I pretended to be my cousin (Toni). We gave them fake phone numbers too. HYE farted loudly in a church? It echoes.

She killed Captain Kangaroo! And Clarabelle the clown from Howdy Doody!

Yes. And I punched the guy in his danglers for it. I won. HYE had a celebration because the biggest jerk at your work quit??

Wears granny panties with a mini skirt.

Yes. Several times here where I live. My sons got me into it. HYE purposely hung up on someone because they were being stupid on the phone?

Autographed all the dvd's.

Only when I traveled from Los Angeles to Orlando and the plane had to make an emergency landing in Atlanta. HYE watched ants build an ant hill?

is the cup holder at said sperm bank.

EWWWWWWWW NO! They are all too old for me. HYE dated a teacher from your high school?

Is daydreaming of that bronze casting.