territhefrog Member

She kicked me in the shins yesterday. Twice!

I had cake, ice cream, and soda pop the other day. Does that count? HYE wanted to just say screw it all and run away?

Called me the crazy dog lady. WOOF!

A lot. Have you ever lost your dog?

>:) Sure did. I also stole some of their tomatoes and green peppers. HYE watched a meteor shower?

She supplies the needle and thread.

No. But I have been in a rowboat that sank. Have you ever given condoms as a Christmas present/stocking stuffer?

Yep. Dreamed that I was abducted. I couldn't sleep for 2 days after that stupid dream. HYE told a child that you were going to tell their mother that they were doing something wrong and the child started crying?

Had her man's jewels bronzed.

Probably friendly. But I can see it in her eyes that if you piss her off, she has a mean right hook.

No. I like meat. HYE had an explosive poo?

Punched a mall Santa Claus last Christmas for not giving them a candy cane.

Yes. And I'm a big woman which makes it funnier. HYE put a sticker on someone's car telling them that they don't know how to park?

Puts stickers on people's cars in parking lots. The stickers read, "Your car is ugly."

Yes. My husband bought a Mini Cooper and I hated the car from the get go. He found out later that I hated the dang car. So glad he sold that stupid thing. It was his mid-life crisis car. HYE had a fart and work that was loud and stinky?

He wants to be a Frederick's model.

No. HYE look at a person and thought, "Oh yeah, that's a plastic surgery mess!"

She threw balloons filled with rancid cottage cheese at the kids at those birthday parties.

Yes. And I didn't ask either. HYE eaten rattlesnake?

Every time. Best one was when I was with a trainer I didn't like. AND IT STUUUUUUUUNK! HYE looked at your poop in the toilet to see if there were peanuts or corn in it?

Is a professional marshmallow eater.

Eww NO! I would kill myself if that ever happened. HYE pretended to be a character from a tv show?

Yeah.....just today in fact. HYE found a bug in your salad?

This is the car he drives when he goes cruising for chicks.

She stole my teddy bear.

Yes. I'll just leave it at that. HYE sat here on MFP reading the posts while eating a donut? GUILTY.

Yep.

Sure....if he likes lizard kisses.

No. HYE scared your dog or child on purpose?

With tongue.