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This is excellent. Thank you for sharing your story.

I almost forgot to mention Sass...

TWSS

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In for making it even harder. We don't do holidays for religious reasons (him, not me). But I'm guilty of everything else, and much more. We have school and piano practice before school. Karate after school 4 days a week. I give my kids projects and homework on top of whatever busywork the teacher sends. And this summer…

Hear, hear.

Truth. Start running and lifting, and watch the peens grow.

Skitty, koosdel, and I miss seeing me some AZ in here.

Ebbysue, LJ, Lone_Wolf, Sin, GasMaster, and Heather75.

^That was not Sexypants. That's Annoyingpants.

Is it you? YOU DID THIS.

My 5 year-old does it.

Whatsonal responsiwhoity?

In for belly buttons.

Destruction of donktastic proportions. Then, Indian food. Then, CRUSH *kitten* UP.

Unless the farmer is only using his kind words and gentle touches with the chickens, I'm getting them from the grocer.

She knows who she is. So does she. And he knows, too. Because when I crush you, you know you've been crushed.

No, I don't think anyone is.

Yes, that includes YOU! I'd even keep Dion for that trade.

You win all the forevers.

In for mens. My man crushes are Le Bublé, Adrien Brody, Justin Timberlake, Danny Kaye, and Stephen Colbert. Young Jeff Goldblum and John Travolta. Old Sir Ian McKellen. Danny Elfman and anyone with the last name Hemsworth. Dr. Hank McCoy. And The Incredible Hulk. Not Lou Ferigno. The actual Hulk, the real one.

Thank Osiris! I wept for weeks, Jac. Weeks! DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN.:angry:

Since when are Canadians not American? MANIFEST DESTINY 4EVA!! Actually, you can keep them all except for Cont and Canadian president Michael Bublé. Let's see how well they fare without their president!

I've never addressed a real knight before. I'm not certain about the protocol displayed here, but I wish you many happy returns with all the boners and farting your bodily systems can manage.

That's what he said.

If? Oh, you mean if I could have another. Telekinesis. Magneto has all the fun.

I understand. I spent many years attempting to fit the Balanchine ideal...me, with my permatan. I was tall, thin, strong, and extremely flexible. However, the strength came from my super-developed quads. Not a good look in a leotard unless you're Beyonce. I could outrun anyone in that dance studio and could kill any modern…

If people are looking, they aren't thinking anything negative. Not about that. Be embarrassed if you accidentally fart while you're lifting or leave a pee puddle during box jumps or something.

Now I want a lion that looks like a dog. People be all like, "Hey, fella! Lemme rub your tummy", and my lion be all like "RAAAAAAAWR, I AIN'T NO DAMN DOG". Yes. Yes, that would be something.

I suppose that is why ninjas are Japanese; apparently, the Chinese are terrible at disguises.