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I make fat-free microwave popcorn...then melt a bunch of butter and slather it on and smother it in salt. Yeah. Mastered the "Defeating The Purpose" part of the program. And I not only don't log it...I also fake amnesia when the kids need butter for their toast the next morning.

Wear comfy shoes! You'll be doing a lot of walking and standing. And feel free to splurge on that giant hotdog. Chances are you'll t throw it up on Space Mountain anyway. ;) Enjoy! It's our favorite place on earth!

I wait until I'm clearly dehydrated and wearing a 12 oz nightgown and bare feet. Right after the stomach flu seems to be when I have the most success. All other times end with me ranting about what a lying sack of iron the scale is and plotting to throw it in the river at high tide.

I'm a blonde on the wrong side of 40. I take it black. Diesel fuel for the brain. Took some getting used to, now I couldn't imagine putting anything in it.

A silver minvan that smells like a dead goat's butt from all the hockey gear scattered over the seats drying at any given time with an exterior that looks like a giant sea sponge from all the deer dents in the sliding doors, garnished with a GPS with a cruel sense of humor. Yeah, I'm cool like that.

Sorry,I don't comprehend meat free. I'm sure every farm animal in the county bursts into tears whenever my alarm goes off...

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First, let me congratulate you on your progress and success to date! Keep up the good work! My moment came at work when a bunch of skinny chicks I work with were talking about how much they loved Weight Watchers, so I dismissively replied that it sounds nice and maybe I'd think about it after the holidays. Followed by me…

I also fill up on flavored herbal tea. Not as effective as duct taping my mouth closed, but fills the bottomless abyss that my belly has turned into since the third baby. (haha)

Duct tape. Three layers, tightly wound. Works for me.