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Please do not judge him but my husband started my addiction. It all began so innocently with him telling me how it would be really good for me and that I should just try it. He assured me that no harm would be done and that if I didn't like it I could quit at any time. He told me there was nothing to fear..just look at…

Liquor in the front...poker in the rear....of the house, that is

What a JERK..so sorry! And he's a doctor?!?! Man, I would hate to see his bed side manner!

And you didn't make anything for angelic?!?

Damn this hangover! Blame it for the typo...it should have been BEERRUNNER...he who runs WITH beer ;-)

I just came across this thread and I am in love! Hello all!! I am in the same, exact boat! I love me some margaritas and bud light/bud light lime. There is this Mexican restaurant about 5 minutes from us that serve the BEST margaritas EVER and I find myself needing to go there at least once per weekend (especially right…

Did you just eat D?!?! Better hope not...BEERUNNER will have your *kitten* for that...(plus side...you'll be able to bench that 1/2 ton with a lot less knee pushups!)

Damn..we should have invited you a long time ago! I don't like cats..wait, you don't eat ducks too, do you?!?

Anyone seen the cat?!?

Hurry home babe! Lurch is letting all the riff raff in again...

Well then..based on the ASSumption that you weigh about 210 here is the breakdown: 1/2 ton = 1,000 lbs 1 real pushup for you = 210 lbs 1 knee pushup = 50 lbs (going off of the other posts that ASSumed that most of the weight is in your derriere) 1/2 ton (1,000)/knee pushups (50) = 20 Therefore you would need to do 20…

Is this kinda like the how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop question?!?

Anyone know why angelicdisgrace logged her exercise tonight as "Gardening/Extermination"? I see where she dug a hole in my yard and put fresh dirt but there are no flowers... By the way, anyone seen 1_up?!?!

Yup...that's ok though...1_up showed up just in time to clean!

Uhhhh....JUST A MINUTE..be right there..

Sounds good...I bet they chased Wee Man home! *turns the lights out and locks the doors*

No honey....Wee Man is just the distraction this party needs so that we can sneak upstairs!!! :blushing: :smooched:

WHAT?? Why?? We could have all sat down on the floor to be eye level if that would have made him more comfortable....

Well then I cannot be held responsible for any harm that my come to you...

Wee Man! I made you a drink..it's in that shot glass over there. Is that too big??

Phil...no more feeding gummy bears to Angelic...especially if she's laying in the front yard again, I don't care how funny it is

(Thanks for being such a great friend and playing along ;-) ) Whatcha want to drink? I think there might be some spiked lemonade left over...

Sir, how much have you had to drink?!? You can't be lost...YOU LIVE HERE!

Sorry, had to run to Costco to get you more gummy's! Back now though...I also picked up a few more cases of wine and some cheese sticks!

WHAT?!?! I WILL NOT LET HER GET AWAY WITH THAT! SELENA, we need to talk, NOW!! (leans in closely and whispers in ear, I have to pretend to be mad at you so just go along with it....when I finish, storm out and then I'll meet you outside so we can take a shot!) I don't know WHO you think you are ma'am, but you CANNOT speak…

It's all starting to fall into place...I bet he doesn't even wanna save the princess. He wants to BE her!

I didn't know 1_up is transgendered?!?! Hmm...interesting

Nah...that's D's way of showing he likes ya!

Phil I told you to STAY OUT of my closet!!! Or yours...I can't remember, I've had too much to drink!

I told you NOT to eat those gummy bears from mrphil....you wouldn't listen though...