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OH *kitten*! Talk about being "bombed"! Selena, you better watch out...I think David's smiley face is after you!

Noone is going anywhere...did you finish your drink already?? Here, I'll make you another and then it's time for us to all head outside...I think there's about to be a water balloon fight!

HEY!! Glad you could pull yourself off the front lawn long enough to come in..is the light too bright in here?

I once heard of a girl named Leslie that was on a no protein diet. They said it was sad when she realized she had to give up fish

Tell him to meet you in the guest house...I'm pretty sure they left some duct tape in there last week

Someone pour this girl another drink, STAT...she still is coherent enough to think and we cannot be having any of that!

Fly..I'm not sure if you can trust this one...I haven't had a chance to do laundry yet and I saw someone carrying in a load of towels from the guest house....

Nothin' yet....other than JsGirl forcing mrphil's head into the toilet Let me get ya a drink...I put some vodka to the side just for you!! :tongue:

Ok...I think we can all agree that we are grown, mature adults who know how to handle our liquor and party responsibly.....oh hell, who am I kidding?!?! This place doesn't stand a chance! Before yall start though, eat some McD's or pizza (the boneless wings are amazing too) so you at least have something to soak it up…

I suppose I can allow you to stay...BUT only because 1_up would be heartbroken otherwise. Besides, I may need to tap into your rum supply later

FYI...the two bottles of vodka in the corner by the kitchen sink are for D..(I may have replaced one with water but SHHH don't tell him....I gotta make sure he is awake when it's bed time :wink: )

HOORAY for bottled beer! Thought I was gonna have to spend the night doing the keg stand again...

Damnitt! Who invited him anyway?!? Oh well...I hear Pete might be bringing some happy fruit!

Glad you could make it back....did you happen to leave any jello shots for the rest of us?

You seem to know what you're talking about and I would probably trust you if I hadn't just seen what it did to the other guy. Apparently drinking that stuff turns you into a shirtless muscle man with a shaved head...I quite enjoy my smaller physique so I'll pass. Thanks for your continued wisdom though, it's much…

Damn you guys had some F U N without me! I have been cleaning nonstop since mrphil left on Sunday and then I came across Carl drinking in the bushes alone yesterday! Oh well..who's ready to D R I N K?!?!

Wait..you mean I am supposed to have a certain amount of protein every day?!? Can I get that out of just anything or are there certain foods that will provide that? Is there anything in a liquid version? I have problems with my throat sometimes so liquids definitely go down easier

SMART, smart man!! :wink:

I had to click on this thread because I knew I would get a good laugh...no way someone that can wreak that much havoc would throw in the towel so easily...Clarice

Definitely beer!

I think mrphil was trying to be phyllis...

Phil come on..don't cry...you can beer bong too! (just be sure to wipe the jello off your face and rinse your mouth out first) beachgirl, I'm glad you've got Fly covered, although you may wanna move him to the guest house before someone steps on him again

Don't worry...everyone's right shoes are right over the...HEY, where did the right shoes go?!?! (And why am I worried about shoes...) _beachgirl_, BEER BONG TIME!!!!!!!! *runs through house and steps on Fly again* Sorry Fly!!! (someone might wanna give the guy some pain meds before he wakes up in the morn)

Maybe everyone else missed the bus too, which would explain their tardiness!

No, I thought we put YOU in charge of that?!?!

This is true...those tequila bottles can be tricky to open as the night goes on

Why do you have jello on your mouth?!?! I thought Pete was in there alone?

What's that Phil?!?! I couldn't hear you through the water bubbles...(wonders if she should stop holding his head under water..)

Feel free to use it on him..I am sure he deserves it

Didn't yo mama teach you to share?!?! That's it...you're going in!!! (rushes forward and pushes Phil into the pool, but not before stealing his glass full of rum soaked gummi bears) WINNING!