texastango

Okay..this one makes my hit list. Ya'll have been absolutely terrific. This thread keep me laughing for Friday and I can't even go to the gym. Thanks for a great one.....and I love this one! "Are you sure that's my glass?" "Baby, you'll never be into me" "Exactly my thoughts. So you like to be tied up huh? How do you like…

Again, What I meant was....(sheesh, nothing sounds like penis...)

but it's past Valentine's Day darlin!

And a sucker at the end!

Cute and Corny at the same time. Like if I controlled the alphabet, "U" and "I" would be together forever.

I need some sexy dinner...oh yea....you don't cook! LOL (just had too!...sorry)

"Let me call you back then" "But Not as Sexy? What are you saying? Do you sleep with your Mom?" "I'm afraid to tell you I'm younger than your daughter...are you a Cop?" "Thanks. I'll have twenty of those then" "And I'm not as Smart as you think" - oxymoron

That's okay babe, so's his mistress...ops..you didn't know?

Not going there....I could be from Europe.

I think I work with one of them..and live next to the other!

He obviously has a heavy burden to bare.......but gotta love it. Good for you!

That's funny because you don't look like my brotha

You do, really.

First, congrats on the weight loss. You go! On the order...I'll have that to go.

See you at the Barry Manilow reunion.

A shoe in to work every time (You have to see the profile photo to get it).

Proper response: So when you were doing time, Did you meet my Uncle?

Again, do I know you? LOL

Don't touch this!

The Bump, The Line, or the Forum........guess second times the charm. Ops....guess I have a line of my own that you never say on the first date! LOL sheesh

The 1st of every month.

Okay..now that's sad....but I work for the Mayor too...I think more people ought to do the job themselves..don't you?

And I'm sure he's still asking that and still not getting the reply he desires.

What I meant was....lol...

??? Okay..I don't get out much.....I've got a ???? (Now, this was posted by a guy...and that was the line....I get it)...lol...sorry I'm a bit slow today. Had no electiricity last night.....and although it was hot..it's heating up in here!

Okay: Just for the record...You are beautiful...and do you just want to slap this person upside the noggin and go "Dude..what's wrong with you!"......Guess this touched a nerve especially because it's on MFP...!!! LOL

Response: Not at all, but after how about we visit a land fill where I'm going to dump you off. LOL

Must have been a date with a dentist...

SO you don't like to fish I take it?

Hmmmm.....what was that fellow drinking? On a first date? For that matter on any date? LOL Sheesh. IDEA FOR NEXT FORUM: What You Should Never Say On A First Date!