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    Things You Should Never Say On A First Date

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    • Posts: 18
      I had a guy break out pictures of a girlfriend who died a few years before. And he kept telling me how much I reminded him of her. :-/
    • Posts: 3,779 Member
      "I thought we should go out because I needed a break from those tall, handsome, dangerous guys that i've been used to going out with."



      gee... thanks.
    • Posts: 88
      A friend set me up on a blind date. Never quite got to the "date" part.....he called my friend a couple hours before he was supposed to meet us and said "hey...can you bail me out of jail?"

      NEVER. AGAIN.
    • Posts: 836 Member
      Hope youre not afraid of the dark.
    • Posts: 309
      I got tickets for us to go to the Celine Dion concert and my mom is coming too!!

      See you at the Barry Manilow reunion.
    • Posts: 231 Member
      I once had a guy say "I usually only date 10/10s ... but you are an eight."

      I said "Well, you are a 3".
    • Posts: 309
      "Let's see....you ordered the (insert item) so you owe (insert amount). Oh, and I have a buy one get one free coupon, so mine is free"

      First, congrats on the weight loss. You go! On the order...I'll have that to go.
    • Posts: 201
      Must be this tall to ride this ride
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      "I have a huge penis"

      I was mortified.

      There's a joke in there somewhere...
    • Posts: 287 Member
      "I made your drink *wink* extra special..."

      “I'm really into you, but I need to establish you’re disease-free… That's kind of a deal breaker.”

      "I love it here, it's so secluded.. You could scream and no one would hear you."

      "What are your thoughts on golden showers?"

      "How little is too little?"


      LMAo love this one ---- "I love it here, it's so secluded.. You could scream and no one would hear you."
    • Posts: 309
      You look like my mom.


      hahahaha

      You do, really.
    • Posts: 427 Member
      He came out of the bathroom naked and said see my c#*k. People tell me I have a beautiful c#*k.

      OK it happened to a friend but was so funny I had to share it anyway.
    • Posts: 309
      Hi, I'm Chris Brown.

      That's funny because you don't look like my brotha
    • Posts: 375 Member
      true story : first date : kiss umm good : Hey so what name do you think we should give our daughter.. WHATTTTTT?
    • Posts: 184 Member
      I have a friend who swears he took a girl to a restaurant and, when the waiter asked how she wanted her hamburger cooked, looked confused. To prompt her, my friend said, "I'm having mine medium," and the girl nodded and said "Oh, I'll have a large."
    • Posts: 309
      It wasn't a first date, but:

      "Its not my problem guys think you're fat and you can't hold down a relationship"

      Followed by me punching him in the face and never returning a phone call ever again.

      He obviously has a heavy burden to bare.......but gotta love it. Good for you!
    • Posts: 1,345 Member
      My first date with my boyfriend was our first time meeting after talking to eachother for 3 months.

      He asked to come in and use my bathroom...

      and he STUNK it up... Seriously! Lol.

      We have been together for over 7 years now. Hahahahaha.

      I dont have any first date pick up lines tho....
    • Posts: 659 Member
      "I made your drink *wink* extra special..."

      “I'm really into you, but I need to establish you’re disease-free… That's kind of a deal breaker.”

      "I love it here, it's so secluded.. You could scream and no one would hear you."

      "What are your thoughts on golden showers?"

      "How little is too little?"

      please tell me all of these are true stories? lol
    • Posts: 1,345 Member
      My ex husband told me this on our first date:
      "You're not a BAD looking girl... (trails away awkwardly)"

      Why would you marry him after that? Lol.
    • Posts: 110 Member
      This is how my wedding will be like. . . Oh and my fourth child will be called Ketut. You don't really have an option.
    • Posts: 309
      "I really thought you were Mexican when I asked you out, that's why I thought you were hot. I'm kinda disappointed you're not." -first (and only) date with a (white) guy I went to college with, I think I was like 19.

      Oh and "I used to take my ex girlfriend here all the time, but she had money too, so she didn't appreciate it. I'm glad you're not rich." from another douche I went out with when I was 19 or so. He took me to a really expensive restaurant on our first date (he was one of those "flaunt his daddy's money" kinds of guys). Apparently since I went to public high school school, didn't drive a BMW, and had a job while in college, I was slummin' it. I went out with him a couple more times because he was a pretty nice (and good looking) guy otherwise and had a good sense of humor, but I couldn't deal with how obsessed with his money (aka his parents' money) he was, it was just obnoxious.

      I wonder where they are now lol

      I think I work with one of them..and live next to the other!
    • Posts: 1,345 Member
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      Yes. His other favorite line:

      "I don't think you're an attractive woman, but I'm attracted to you anyway."

      And this, ladies and gentlemen, is only a *very* small part of the reason why he's my ex husband.

      It shoulda been a big reason why you shouldnt have married him. lol.
    • Posts: 248 Member
      This was not said to me on a first date - but it did LEAD to a first date!

      My roommate introduced me to her boyfriend's roommate.

      Roommate: "Melissa this is Dave - Dave this is Melissa. "
      Melissa: "Hi, Dave. It's nice to meet you."
      Dave: "Hi, Melissa. I believe it's my job to make the woman cum first."

      Yeah - we dated for a few months.....
    • Posts: 375 Member
      i WAS WONDERING ARE YOU :claustrophobic?
    • Posts: 495 Member
      nice guys finish last, awesome guys finish on her face !! -Charlie Sheen
    • Posts: 309
      That's a great skirt. I've got the same one in orange.

      Not going there....I could be from Europe.
    • Posts: 671 Member
      This was said to me about 5 minutes into a first date, on the drive to the restaurant: "So, am I gonna need condoms tonight? If so, do you mind if we swing by Walgreens?"

      I didn't even know what to say. I laughed at him. He didn't ask again, and no, they were not necessary. :laugh:
    • Posts: 514 Member
      Wow, where do you guys meet people?! LOL
    • Posts: 309
      sorry.. TOM is in town....

      That's okay babe, so's his mistress...ops..you didn't know?
    • Posts: 410 Member
      i was on a first date with a guy and he was sooo romantic...walk in the park after dinner...i thought is this guy a dream or what!

      then we went back to his apt and i of course I dont go all the way on the 1st date...he asks me if its ok if he goes and rubs one out in the next room...HELLLLOOOO! you definitely dont do that on the 1st date...definitely the last date!
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