Things You Should Never Say On A First Date

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  • jmilian825
    jmilian825 Posts: 193 Member
    "don't wake my mom she's a light sleeper" lol
  • Dauntlessness
    Dauntlessness Posts: 1,489 Member
    Hi, I'm Chris Brown.


    So wrong!!! LMAO!
  • semeyer
    semeyer Posts: 282 Member
    You look like my mom.


    hahahaha

    Meh, that could be a compliment! But too funny!
  • supermom2002
    supermom2002 Posts: 180 Member
    Well, I mean we are kind of... like... seperated but... not really

    ^^this. show me the divorce papers, signed, sealed and delivered!
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    "I really thought you were Mexican when I asked you out, that's why I thought you were hot. I'm kinda disappointed you're not." -first (and only) date with a (white) guy I went to college with, I think I was like 19.

    Oh and "I used to take my ex girlfriend here all the time, but she had money too, so she didn't appreciate it. I'm glad you're not rich." from another douche I went out with when I was 19 or so. He took me to a really expensive restaurant on our first date (he was one of those "flaunt his daddy's money" kinds of guys). Apparently since I went to public high school school, didn't drive a BMW, and had a job while in college, I was slummin' it. I went out with him a couple more times because he was a pretty nice (and good looking) guy otherwise and had a good sense of humor, but I couldn't deal with how obsessed with his money (aka his parents' money) he was, it was just obnoxious.

    I wonder where they are now lol
  • seanwebster
    seanwebster Posts: 83 Member
    That's a great skirt. I've got the same one in orange.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    sorry.. TOM is in town....
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    What I wanted to say was.. please close your lips, I don't like kissing a big mouthed bass!

    SO you don't like to fish I take it?
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    Crappers - somebody already posted that.

    Ok - don't ask when he goes to pick you up: "Hey! You wanna meet my ex-husband?" Who, by the way, is IN her house/apartment at the time.

    Yeah - not good.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    I had a guy bring a photo album of all his past girlfriends on a first date. Like it was some kind of resume... "Look, other women in the past have found me dateable..."

    I might have been able to forgive that... if he'd brushed his teeth sometime in the past decade. Bleah... the breath! It was like a zombie ate a dead skunk, and farted.

    Did I say it was a first date? Scratch that. It was an only date. :laugh:
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    Spit or Swallow...lol

    Must have been a date with a dentist...
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    did you just fart???
  • farmers_daughter
    farmers_daughter Posts: 1,632 Member
    "I would take you to a movie theater, but I can't keep my butt shut."
    So we went to his parent's house to watch a video where he kept disappearing into the basement to break wind. At least he was courteous enough to leave the room.

    Thank you, you made my afternoon, I can't quit laughing. Not at you! just wow. At least he was honest.
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    "You sounded skinnier on the phone"

    "You remind me of my mom"

    "You'll love my daughter. She's your age."

    "You can order anything you want off the dollar menu"

    "Wow, you're not as dumb as you look!"
  • SexyCook
    SexyCook Posts: 2,249 Member
    Start off each sentence with I NEED......

    1...A place to stay
    2...More money
    3...Car
    4....Friends
    5....Life

    Rambling on and on about all you needs....LOL
  • kimad
    kimad Posts: 3,010 Member
    or THINGS you should never do on a first date.

    I had a guy about 20 mins in trying to hold my hand across the handle LOL, then he tried to stuff his tongue down my throat. Was
    very awkward, and well we never went out again.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    'Oh but I would tell you if I had a flare up'
    :laugh: :noway:

    Ew. Ew. :laugh:
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    "You look like my mother!"

    Don't do that. I imagine it wouldn't fly.

    NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I never said that - honestly (*wink)

    I have gotten "you remind me of my mom" from more than one guy on a date. Most of them meant it as a compliment, more like "my mom would like you" type thing, but one...well...I was creeped out by how close he and his mom were...
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    WOW..You have a really pretty face for a big girl !
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    Mind if we stop by my moms house?

    Response: Not at all, but after how about we visit a land fill where I'm going to dump you off. LOL
  • sjmgde
    sjmgde Posts: 381 Member
    heard it on a commerical....


    You must be from tennesee because you are the only ten i see. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh:
  • seanwebster
    seanwebster Posts: 83 Member
    Oh, that movie theater? I don't think I can go there... it's down the street from a park... there are legal... complications.
  • scotslass
    scotslass Posts: 317
    Spit or Swallow...lol

    Must have been a date with a dentist...

    Damn it could have been great, teeth whitening for free!
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
    Can we stop by Walgreen's after dinner? I need to pick up my VD medicine.
  • SpydrMnky27
    SpydrMnky27 Posts: 381 Member
    I love you.
  • seanwebster
    seanwebster Posts: 83 Member
    My favorite band is Nickelback.
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    If you were skinnier you'd be beautiful.

    Okay: Just for the record...You are beautiful...and do you just want to slap this person upside the noggin and go "Dude..what's wrong with you!"......Guess this touched a nerve especially because it's on MFP...!!! LOL
  • Dauntlessness
    Dauntlessness Posts: 1,489 Member
    Do you like Pokémon Baby? Then let me get a Pikachu


    How many licks does it take to get to your tootsie pop?

    -The world will never know buahahahahaha
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    "I'm really glad you leave your bedroom curtains open at night."

    "That'll do, pig, that'll do."
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    I told a girl once that I expected her to be ugly. LOL. It was a blind date, and just the way it was set up I figured there was something wrong with her. But, she was super hot. Problem was, she knew it. So, that really wrecked it.

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