Things You Should Never Say On A First Date

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  • steph124ny
    steph124ny Posts: 238 Member
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    "Get in my van....
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 588 Member
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    I got tickets for us to go to the Celine Dion concert and my mom is coming too!!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
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    "so you work for CPS? Can I ask you a question? It has to do with my baby mama..."

    :noway:

    It wasn't first date but it was online dating.. a message I received after going back and forth for a bit with a guy. That was the last message. Ha!!
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    "Let's see....you ordered the (insert item) so you owe (insert amount). Oh, and I have a buy one get one free coupon, so mine is free"
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    my ex always said......
  • seanwebster
    seanwebster Posts: 83 Member
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    Hi, I'm Chris Brown.
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
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    This should sum it up:

    http://youtu.be/2JcFtXnQwm8

    ^ I love that show, but for some reason haven't seen that episode. :laugh:

    - - -

    Don't say:
    'Genetics - is that the reason why you're overweight?'
    'Oh but I would tell you if I had a flare up'
    :laugh: :noway:
  • Dauntlessness
    Dauntlessness Posts: 1,489 Member
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    You look like my mom.


    hahahaha
  • semeyer
    semeyer Posts: 282 Member
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    It wasn't a first date, but:

    "Its not my problem guys think you're fat and you can't hold down a relationship"

    Followed by me punching him in the face and never returning a phone call ever again.
  • schalka
    schalka Posts: 57
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    "So hypotheticaly speaking if i were to say i had herpes....."
  • jmilian825
    jmilian825 Posts: 193 Member
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    "don't wake my mom she's a light sleeper" lol
  • Dauntlessness
    Dauntlessness Posts: 1,489 Member
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    Hi, I'm Chris Brown.


    So wrong!!! LMAO!
  • semeyer
    semeyer Posts: 282 Member
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    You look like my mom.


    hahahaha

    Meh, that could be a compliment! But too funny!
  • supermom2002
    supermom2002 Posts: 180 Member
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    Well, I mean we are kind of... like... seperated but... not really

    ^^this. show me the divorce papers, signed, sealed and delivered!
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,829 Member
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    "I really thought you were Mexican when I asked you out, that's why I thought you were hot. I'm kinda disappointed you're not." -first (and only) date with a (white) guy I went to college with, I think I was like 19.

    Oh and "I used to take my ex girlfriend here all the time, but she had money too, so she didn't appreciate it. I'm glad you're not rich." from another douche I went out with when I was 19 or so. He took me to a really expensive restaurant on our first date (he was one of those "flaunt his daddy's money" kinds of guys). Apparently since I went to public high school school, didn't drive a BMW, and had a job while in college, I was slummin' it. I went out with him a couple more times because he was a pretty nice (and good looking) guy otherwise and had a good sense of humor, but I couldn't deal with how obsessed with his money (aka his parents' money) he was, it was just obnoxious.

    I wonder where they are now lol
  • seanwebster
    seanwebster Posts: 83 Member
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    That's a great skirt. I've got the same one in orange.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    sorry.. TOM is in town....
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    What I wanted to say was.. please close your lips, I don't like kissing a big mouthed bass!

    SO you don't like to fish I take it?
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
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    Crappers - somebody already posted that.

    Ok - don't ask when he goes to pick you up: "Hey! You wanna meet my ex-husband?" Who, by the way, is IN her house/apartment at the time.

    Yeah - not good.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    I had a guy bring a photo album of all his past girlfriends on a first date. Like it was some kind of resume... "Look, other women in the past have found me dateable..."

    I might have been able to forgive that... if he'd brushed his teeth sometime in the past decade. Bleah... the breath! It was like a zombie ate a dead skunk, and farted.

    Did I say it was a first date? Scratch that. It was an only date. :laugh:

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