Things You Should Never Say On A First Date

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  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    "You'd be pretty if you weren't so fat" to which I replied "You'd be smart, if you'd kept your mouth shut"
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    Well, I mean we are kind of... like... seperated but... not really

    Again, do I know you? LOL
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
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    That will be $20 for 30 minutes.
  • SweetDee80
    SweetDee80 Posts: 62
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    "Honestly, my rash isn't that bad."
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    Date: "I have to be home by 9."
    Me: "You have to work tomorrow?"
    Date: "No, I don't want to violate."

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Proper response: So when you were doing time, Did you meet my Uncle?
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
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    You got some great breeding hips. Lets have 10 babies together
  • seanwebster
    seanwebster Posts: 83 Member
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    "At least it gives me a chance to see how wide you can open your mouth."

    *slow clap*
    Exemplary.
  • hotjacki85
    hotjacki85 Posts: 287 Member
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    Im married but the one i got all the time was......

    either A: Youre like a "bro" but with girls parts --- (i know about cars, motorcycles, sports)

    or

    Once i went on a date with a guy boating (please note other than swim suits i wear padded, pushups seeing i have no chest) and he said "Do u usually wear padded bras? That is like false advertisement"
    Yup... never talked to him again Jerk!
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    "Get in my van....

    A shoe in to work every time (You have to see the profile photo to get it).
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    at a brunch date. I got bacon with my eggs.

    Date: you eat meat!?!? What the *kitten* is the matter with you!!!
  • darkbutterfly32
    darkbutterfly32 Posts: 18
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    I had a guy break out pictures of a girlfriend who died a few years before. And he kept telling me how much I reminded him of her. :-/
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    "I thought we should go out because I needed a break from those tall, handsome, dangerous guys that i've been used to going out with."



    gee... thanks.
  • Nicolette_Karls
    Nicolette_Karls Posts: 88
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    A friend set me up on a blind date. Never quite got to the "date" part.....he called my friend a couple hours before he was supposed to meet us and said "hey...can you bail me out of jail?"

    NEVER. AGAIN.
  • fakeplastictree
    fakeplastictree Posts: 836 Member
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    Hope youre not afraid of the dark.
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    I got tickets for us to go to the Celine Dion concert and my mom is coming too!!

    See you at the Barry Manilow reunion.
  • takingnameskickingbutt
    takingnameskickingbutt Posts: 232 Member
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    I once had a guy say "I usually only date 10/10s ... but you are an eight."

    I said "Well, you are a 3".
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    "Let's see....you ordered the (insert item) so you owe (insert amount). Oh, and I have a buy one get one free coupon, so mine is free"

    First, congrats on the weight loss. You go! On the order...I'll have that to go.
  • DeckerDoll
    DeckerDoll Posts: 201
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    Must be this tall to ride this ride
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    "I have a huge penis"

    I was mortified.

    There's a joke in there somewhere...
  • hotjacki85
    hotjacki85 Posts: 287 Member
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    "I made your drink *wink* extra special..."

    “I'm really into you, but I need to establish you’re disease-free… That's kind of a deal breaker.”

    "I love it here, it's so secluded.. You could scream and no one would hear you."

    "What are your thoughts on golden showers?"

    "How little is too little?"


    LMAo love this one ---- "I love it here, it's so secluded.. You could scream and no one would hear you."

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