Things You Should Never Say On A First Date
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Girls should never say "I don't usually do this" and then hook up. Just do it and own it.0
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Spread 'em. I'll be there in thirty minutes0
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This was not said to me on a first date - but it did LEAD to a first date!
My roommate introduced me to her boyfriend's roommate.
Roommate: "Melissa this is Dave - Dave this is Melissa. "
Melissa: "Hi, Dave. It's nice to meet you."
Dave: "Hi, Melissa. I believe it's my job to make the woman cum first."
Yeah - we dated for a few months.....
haha love it!0 -
The worst is when this scumbag's credit card was rejected and I had to pay for dinner. Then six months later he emails me on here after seeing me on this site. What a freaking loser!
BigArt if you're reading this you still owe me $120!!!!0 -
"Yeah I used to date a girl who would literally spend days trying to figure out what to wear on a date with me. Her dad was super rich so she had a lot of money... we'd go to the mall and she'd spend like $3000 in one trip. She also had a Trans Am that was really nice. We would always go do stuff and she'd pay for a lot of it. She was hot, too. I should have stayed with her..."
"I just saw a girl in a store that looked EXACTLY like you except she was skinny."
After I drove 30 minutes to his house to see him because he asked me to come over so we could have dinner and watch a movie: "That was my buddy that just called, I'm gonna go out to the club with him." Followed up with the clarification that I could stay and hang out for however long I wanted in his room or I could go home.
"Damn, she's hot..." and no, he wasn't talking about me.
:noway: Same dude! lmao!0 -
:flowerforyou:Girls should never say "I don't usually do this" and then hook up. Just do it and own it.0 -
nice guys finish last, awesome guys finish on her face !! -Charlie Sheen
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Before the date that never happened.
"I don't have a car, I don't think you need one in life...Can you pick me up?"
"I was listening to Rush Limbaugh the other day and..."0 -
"You sounded skinnier on the phone"
"You remind me of my mom"
"You'll love my daughter. She's your age."
"You can order anything you want off the dollar menu"
"Wow, you're not as dumb as you look!"
"Let me call you back then"
"But Not as Sexy? What are you saying? Do you sleep with your Mom?"
"I'm afraid to tell you I'm younger than your daughter...are you a Cop?"
"Thanks. I'll have twenty of those then"
"And I'm not as Smart as you think" - oxymoron0 -
That's a great skirt. I've got the same one in orange.
^^ AAWWW You should have worn it we coulda been twins!0 -
Are your boobs real?0
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Start off each sentence with I NEED......
1...A place to stay
2...More money
3...Car
4....Friends
5....Life
Rambling on and on about all you needs....LOL
I need some sexy dinner...oh yea....you don't cook! LOL (just had too!...sorry)0 -
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Yep, first and only blind date. I went to a New Year's Eve party with some friends in high school. The girl never even said "Hello." We were there for hours and the trio of girls (our "dates") kept shifting rooms every time we walked in. The three of us who were meeting the three of them at the party all left in less than pleasant moods, so I guess I felt better for not being cranky alone.0 -
First date: "I have a ex-wife and a daughter" and pulls out a picture of her, needless to say that was the last date!!0
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heard it on a commerical....
You must be from tennesee because you are the only ten i see. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh:
Cute and Corny at the same time. Like if I controlled the alphabet, "U" and "I" would be together forever.0 -
"Do you believe in love at first site?"0
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Spit or Swallow...lol
Must have been a date with a dentist...
Damn it could have been great, teeth whitening for free!
And a sucker at the end!0 -
This one time in bandcamp
Are your boobs going to get bigger? (mind you, i'm already well endowed)
Pay for your own food (thankfully when my husband and i started dating, he was the first guy that ever paid for my meal)
i want you as my girlfriend but we have to act like friends only (thank God i left that loser for my hubby)
date: "where are you from?"
me: "do you wanna know where i was born, where i moved to, or where I live now?"
(my hubby did this one)0 -
Can we stop by Walgreen's after dinner? I need to pick up my VD medicine.
but it's past Valentine's Day darlin!0 -
"I was listening to Rush Limbaugh the other day and..."
I would walk away, right then. No questions or comments. The end.0 -
"how about KFC? No? You're high maintenance..."0
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"I have a huge penis"
No kidding. Some guy said this out loud in a quiet coffeeshop on a first date with me before I met my husband. I was mortified.
Again, What I meant was....(sheesh, nothing sounds like penis...)0 -
"I have a huge penis"
I was mortified.
There's a joke in there somewhere...
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I'm huge in Japan?0 -
"I made your drink *wink* extra special..."
“I'm really into you, but I need to establish you’re disease-free… That's kind of a deal breaker.”
"I love it here, it's so secluded.. You could scream and no one would hear you."
"What are your thoughts on golden showers?"
"How little is too little?"
Okay..this one makes my hit list. Ya'll have been absolutely terrific. This thread keep me laughing for Friday and I can't even go to the gym. Thanks for a great one.....and I love this one!
"Are you sure that's my glass?"
"Baby, you'll never be into me"
"Exactly my thoughts. So you like to be tied up huh? How do you like my knife?"
"Better than the alternative"
"Define "Little"?)0 -
My ex husband told me this on our first date:
"You're not a BAD looking girl... (trails away awkwardly)"
Oh baby (you say)...I'm very bad...and I'm HOTT0 -
I was on a date with a guy who was quite frankly giving me the creeps anyway. I ordered a salad and made made a joke about how hard it was to eat salad without making a mess and getting dressing everywhere. And he says:
"At least it gives me a chance to see how wide you can open your mouth."
Just not going there...Ranch anyone?0 -
"I forgot my wallet" "I have a huge *you know what*" has also been said to me. "Would you have a threesome with me and my buddy (buddy was a guy too)"
Convo before the first date...."can you come pick me up at the airport for our first date? My mom can't get me" and he also divulged that he still lived with mom and proceeded to tell me his income (which wasn't much, not that it mattered, but things NOT to talk about when trying to meet someone), Needless to say we didn't make it to the first date.0 -
"Honestly, my rash isn't that bad."
Neither is mine..but I am contagious.0 -
I went on a date also with a guy who picked me up in a VW bug with the floor rusted out. I had to straddle the passenger seat floorboard to prevent falling right onto the pavement. Yah...not classy.0
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A good friend of mine had a one night stand and the next morning the guy drove her and made her go get an aids test.0
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