Things You Should Never Say On A First Date

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  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    You look like my mom.


    hahahaha

    You do, really.
  • serena569
    serena569 Posts: 427 Member
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    He came out of the bathroom naked and said see my c#*k. People tell me I have a beautiful c#*k.

    OK it happened to a friend but was so funny I had to share it anyway.
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    Hi, I'm Chris Brown.

    That's funny because you don't look like my brotha
  • Fit4Evolution
    Fit4Evolution Posts: 375 Member
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    true story : first date : kiss umm good : Hey so what name do you think we should give our daughter.. WHATTTTTT?
  • plumnbagel
    plumnbagel Posts: 184 Member
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    I have a friend who swears he took a girl to a restaurant and, when the waiter asked how she wanted her hamburger cooked, looked confused. To prompt her, my friend said, "I'm having mine medium," and the girl nodded and said "Oh, I'll have a large."
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    It wasn't a first date, but:

    "Its not my problem guys think you're fat and you can't hold down a relationship"

    Followed by me punching him in the face and never returning a phone call ever again.

    He obviously has a heavy burden to bare.......but gotta love it. Good for you!
  • DietingMommy08
    DietingMommy08 Posts: 1,366 Member
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    My first date with my boyfriend was our first time meeting after talking to eachother for 3 months.

    He asked to come in and use my bathroom...

    and he STUNK it up... Seriously! Lol.

    We have been together for over 7 years now. Hahahahaha.

    I dont have any first date pick up lines tho....
  • sisierra
    sisierra Posts: 707 Member
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    "I made your drink *wink* extra special..."

    “I'm really into you, but I need to establish you’re disease-free… That's kind of a deal breaker.”

    "I love it here, it's so secluded.. You could scream and no one would hear you."

    "What are your thoughts on golden showers?"

    "How little is too little?"

    please tell me all of these are true stories? lol
  • DietingMommy08
    DietingMommy08 Posts: 1,366 Member
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    My ex husband told me this on our first date:
    "You're not a BAD looking girl... (trails away awkwardly)"

    Why would you marry him after that? Lol.
  • finallygettingskinny2013
    finallygettingskinny2013 Posts: 110 Member
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    This is how my wedding will be like. . . Oh and my fourth child will be called Ketut. You don't really have an option.
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    "I really thought you were Mexican when I asked you out, that's why I thought you were hot. I'm kinda disappointed you're not." -first (and only) date with a (white) guy I went to college with, I think I was like 19.

    Oh and "I used to take my ex girlfriend here all the time, but she had money too, so she didn't appreciate it. I'm glad you're not rich." from another douche I went out with when I was 19 or so. He took me to a really expensive restaurant on our first date (he was one of those "flaunt his daddy's money" kinds of guys). Apparently since I went to public high school school, didn't drive a BMW, and had a job while in college, I was slummin' it. I went out with him a couple more times because he was a pretty nice (and good looking) guy otherwise and had a good sense of humor, but I couldn't deal with how obsessed with his money (aka his parents' money) he was, it was just obnoxious.

    I wonder where they are now lol

    I think I work with one of them..and live next to the other!
  • DietingMommy08
    DietingMommy08 Posts: 1,366 Member
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    My ex husband told me this on our first date:
    "You're not a BAD looking girl... (trails away awkwardly)"
    and you married him?
    Yes. His other favorite line:

    "I don't think you're an attractive woman, but I'm attracted to you anyway."

    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is only a *very* small part of the reason why he's my ex husband.

    It shoulda been a big reason why you shouldnt have married him. lol.
  • MeliciousGibson
    MeliciousGibson Posts: 300
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    This was not said to me on a first date - but it did LEAD to a first date!

    My roommate introduced me to her boyfriend's roommate.

    Roommate: "Melissa this is Dave - Dave this is Melissa. "
    Melissa: "Hi, Dave. It's nice to meet you."
    Dave: "Hi, Melissa. I believe it's my job to make the woman cum first."

    Yeah - we dated for a few months.....
  • Fit4Evolution
    Fit4Evolution Posts: 375 Member
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    i WAS WONDERING ARE YOU :claustrophobic?
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    That's a great skirt. I've got the same one in orange.

    Not going there....I could be from Europe.
  • markymarrkk
    markymarrkk Posts: 495 Member
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    nice guys finish last, awesome guys finish on her face !! -Charlie Sheen
  • HellsKells
    HellsKells Posts: 671 Member
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    This was said to me about 5 minutes into a first date, on the drive to the restaurant: "So, am I gonna need condoms tonight? If so, do you mind if we swing by Walgreens?"

    I didn't even know what to say. I laughed at him. He didn't ask again, and no, they were not necessary. :laugh:
  • Funsoaps
    Funsoaps Posts: 514 Member
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    Wow, where do you guys meet people?! LOL
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    sorry.. TOM is in town....

    That's okay babe, so's his mistress...ops..you didn't know?
  • janna674
    janna674 Posts: 410 Member
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    i was on a first date with a guy and he was sooo romantic...walk in the park after dinner...i thought is this guy a dream or what!

    then we went back to his apt and i of course I dont go all the way on the 1st date...he asks me if its ok if he goes and rubs one out in the next room...HELLLLOOOO! you definitely dont do that on the 1st date...definitely the last date!

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