Things You Should Never Say On A First Date

rachmaree

Can I ask you something.... have you gained weight? (During the pause I thought he was going to ask me to be his girlfriend).

I did eventually marry him though

Elizabeth_C34

" you are really pretty for a black girl"

PLEASE tell me you punched him in the face.

texastango

" you are really pretty for a black girl"

How insulting. What was your comeback?

Lol....here's mine

"You're gorgeous...see, I wouldn't even be ashamed if my parents met YOU...you're smart, and you don't ACT black!"

That was a former co-worker's comment...care to guess what happened next!?

Ps....it wasn't a date though

Oh do tell....now I have to hear the end of the story! ....I have a feeling this is going to get good...lol

texastango

Do you mind if we stand at the bar? This hemorrhoid is killing me!

Why do I feel we need a drum roll and cymbal crash after this one! Ta dum!

texastango

This actually happened to me: he asked me if we could rock, paper, scissors to see who would pay for dinner.

Did he steal someone elses lunch money or bucket when he lost? Just Sayin!

texastango

Can I ask you something.... have you gained weight? (During the pause I thought he was going to ask me to be his girlfriend).

I did eventually marry him though

Hope you are happily married....That was on a first date? Sounds like he knew you from before....Why was he asking exactly? Is this just a taboo thing guys should never ask? I would say it's probably true in the reverse too...

rahrahrita

He told me that he'd been with over 40 girls. He was neither proud nor ashamed, he just stated it plainly. I responded with "Uh.... Ew."

texastango

Okay..this one is just for laughs only: Worst Things to Say at the End of a Date when you enjoyed yourself and were looking forward to a Second Date - Perhaps I'll start a new thread some day on this idea.

Date: Is that something hard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Knucklehead: Neither.

texastango

He told me that he'd been with over 40 girls. He was neither proud nor ashamed, he just stated it plainly. I responded with "Uh.... Ew."

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Kenzietea2

" you are really pretty for a black girl"

How insulting. What was your comeback?

Lol....here's mine

"You're gorgeous...see, I wouldn't even be ashamed if my parents met YOU...you're smart, and you don't ACT black!"

That was a former co-worker's comment...care to guess what happened next!?

Ps....it wasn't a date though

:noway: Wow...............!!!!!!!! How incredibly ignorant.

nessa786

bump

texastango

Good Morning Everyone: Hope you are all out exercising or enjoying time with your family:
I'm going to start this thread again - just in case there is anyone left that wants to say something fun, funny, or otherwise.

This falls under the heading of:

"WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?"

The Worst Blind Date I Ever Had: So I meet this woman at her home (her request) and prior to going to dinner at a resturant (her request) we make a stop at her place of work (her request - no my friends...this is only the beginning). She proceeds to show me what a nice place it is, tells me she owns the building, the equipment, and how much she makes a month. Okay, remember, this is the first and it was a blind date. I'm beginning to get a little creeped out....but it gets worse.

On our way to the resturant she proceeds to tell me about her "Last Blind Date". How she was requested to show up to the guy's house (She rolls her eyes), how he met her at the door in a bathrobe (moans and rolls her eyes and makes a big deal about it like "who does this? " and "Is he crazy?". She then proceeds to tell me that she enters his house and there is a porno tape playing on the TV. So she enters, tells him to turn off the tape, and patiently waits for him to get dress (rolling her eyes).

NOTE TO SELF: She is either Kinky (yeah) - no wait - she made him turn off the tape - or a bit odd - vote for the latter.

Well, she then proceeded to rip into what he wore, what he drove, where they went, everyone - and I mean everyone - in the resturant - people in line - how they dressed - the waiter - etc. The entire conversation always came back to how poorly dressed others were, how overweight others were, etc....

At the end of this Brutal Dinner it was about 10:30pm and I had had enough. I asked her (rather than create an argument in a public venue about how inappropriate she was being to others and me) how she viewed herself. There was a brief pause. Then out came "Successful, wealthy, aggressivbe, go getter". That pretty much summed it up. When I smiled she asked me what the smile was about. I replied "I just was wondering if there was any room left in there for humble, honest, appreciative, thankful, giving, empathetic". She looked perplexed and I wish I had a photo of that moment.

That said, we got into the car and she said "Wait, where are you going? You're not taking me home YET! We have time for a movie!".

I replied: "I've already had enough theater for today. Maybe if there is something else playing."


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" you are really pretty for a black girl"

How insulting. What was your comeback?

Lol....here's mine

"You're gorgeous...see, I wouldn't even be ashamed if my parents met YOU...you're smart, and you don't ACT black!"

That was a former co-worker's comment...care to guess what happened next!?

Ps....it wasn't a date though

Oh do tell....now I have to hear the end of the story! ....I have a feeling this is going to get good...lol

Haha..I didn't "Bruce Lee" him in the throat.....I felt like it though. He got fired, and that was awesome!!!

scotslass

Spit or Swallow...lol

wow lol

my reaction exactly haha

mrs_deg1983

Agreed

dvisser1

Good Morning Everyone: Hope you are all out exercising or enjoying time with your family:
I'm going to start this thread again - just in case there is anyone left that wants to say something fun, funny, or otherwise.

This falls under the heading of:

"WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?"

The Worst Blind Date I Ever Had: So I meet this woman at her home (her request) and prior to going to dinner at a resturant (her request) we make a stop at her place of work (her request - no my friends...this is only the beginning). She proceeds to show me what a nice place it is, tells me she owns the building, the equipment, and how much she makes a month. Okay, remember, this is the first and it was a blind date. I'm beginning to get a little creeped out....but it gets worse.

On our way to the resturant she proceeds to tell me about her "Last Blind Date". How she was requested to show up to the guy's house (She rolls her eyes), how he met her at the door in a bathrobe (moans and rolls her eyes and makes a big deal about it like "who does this? " and "Is he crazy?". She then proceeds to tell me that she enters his house and there is a porno tape playing on the TV. So she enters, tells him to turn off the tape, and patiently waits for him to get dress (rolling her eyes).

NOTE TO SELF: She is either Kinky (yeah) - no wait - she made him turn off the tape - or a bit odd - vote for the latter.

Well, she then proceeded to rip into what he wore, what he drove, where they went, everyone - and I mean everyone - in the resturant - people in line - how they dressed - the waiter - etc. The entire conversation always came back to how poorly dressed others were, how overweight others were, etc....

At the end of this Brutal Dinner it was about 10:30pm and I had had enough. I asked her (rather than create an argument in a public venue about how inappropriate she was being to others and me) how she viewed herself. There was a brief pause. Then out came "Successful, wealthy, aggressivbe, go getter". That pretty much summed it up. When I smiled she asked me what the smile was about. I replied "I just was wondering if there was any room left in there for humble, honest, appreciative, thankful, giving, empathetic". She looked perplexed and I wish I had a photo of that moment.

That said, we got into the car and she said "Wait, where are you going? You're not taking me home YET! We have time for a movie!".

I replied: "I've already had enough theater for today. Maybe if there is something else playing."


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Sounds familiar....way to familiar! Meeting far to many women like this is a good part of why I stopped dating for the past year while still single.

gerard54

girl, stay on the appetizer side of the menu...