Things You Should Never Say On A First Date

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  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    Spit or Swallow...lol

    Must have been a date with a dentist...
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    did you just fart???
  • farmers_daughter
    farmers_daughter Posts: 1,632 Member
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    "I would take you to a movie theater, but I can't keep my butt shut."
    So we went to his parent's house to watch a video where he kept disappearing into the basement to break wind. At least he was courteous enough to leave the room.

    Thank you, you made my afternoon, I can't quit laughing. Not at you! just wow. At least he was honest.
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
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    "You sounded skinnier on the phone"

    "You remind me of my mom"

    "You'll love my daughter. She's your age."

    "You can order anything you want off the dollar menu"

    "Wow, you're not as dumb as you look!"
  • SexyCook
    SexyCook Posts: 2,253 Member
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    Start off each sentence with I NEED......

    1...A place to stay
    2...More money
    3...Car
    4....Friends
    5....Life

    Rambling on and on about all you needs....LOL
  • kimad
    kimad Posts: 3,010 Member
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    or THINGS you should never do on a first date.

    I had a guy about 20 mins in trying to hold my hand across the handle LOL, then he tried to stuff his tongue down my throat. Was
    very awkward, and well we never went out again.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    'Oh but I would tell you if I had a flare up'
    :laugh: :noway:

    Ew. Ew. :laugh:
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,829 Member
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    "You look like my mother!"

    Don't do that. I imagine it wouldn't fly.

    NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I never said that - honestly (*wink)

    I have gotten "you remind me of my mom" from more than one guy on a date. Most of them meant it as a compliment, more like "my mom would like you" type thing, but one...well...I was creeped out by how close he and his mom were...
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
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    WOW..You have a really pretty face for a big girl !
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    Mind if we stop by my moms house?

    Response: Not at all, but after how about we visit a land fill where I'm going to dump you off. LOL
  • sjmgde
    sjmgde Posts: 381 Member
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    heard it on a commerical....


    You must be from tennesee because you are the only ten i see. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh:
  • seanwebster
    seanwebster Posts: 83 Member
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    Oh, that movie theater? I don't think I can go there... it's down the street from a park... there are legal... complications.
  • scotslass
    scotslass Posts: 317
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    Spit or Swallow...lol

    Must have been a date with a dentist...

    Damn it could have been great, teeth whitening for free!
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
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    Can we stop by Walgreen's after dinner? I need to pick up my VD medicine.
  • SpydrMnky27
    SpydrMnky27 Posts: 381 Member
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    I love you.
  • seanwebster
    seanwebster Posts: 83 Member
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    My favorite band is Nickelback.
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    If you were skinnier you'd be beautiful.

    Okay: Just for the record...You are beautiful...and do you just want to slap this person upside the noggin and go "Dude..what's wrong with you!"......Guess this touched a nerve especially because it's on MFP...!!! LOL
  • Dauntlessness
    Dauntlessness Posts: 1,489 Member
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    Do you like Pokémon Baby? Then let me get a Pikachu


    How many licks does it take to get to your tootsie pop?

    -The world will never know buahahahahaha
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    "I'm really glad you leave your bedroom curtains open at night."

    "That'll do, pig, that'll do."
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
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    I told a girl once that I expected her to be ugly. LOL. It was a blind date, and just the way it was set up I figured there was something wrong with her. But, she was super hot. Problem was, she knew it. So, that really wrecked it.

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