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Right? It's like all of us forgot how to even forum.... But years ago, this was the best thread ever.

No. He's simply been on my mind lately. Probably because my dog is part idiot lately.

Oh Scotty.

I wish I were a special snowflake like that. Instead, I'm just a chubby drunk. Someone... pass me a beer please.

We totally need to talk about that.... If you know how to do it yourself, can you try and teach him/her to get your rocks off? Also, sex makes me hungry... Rawr... Pizza in bed time.

I'm pretty sure telling a girl she's built like a coke can wouldn't go over well....

Your sad, unsolicited, overshared, pocketcock, silly. Keep up.

I fear we've lost our collective focus. *sad panda*

The internet never forgets....

We're going to need the details now.

SQUEEE! Garfield :smiley:

You shared your pride the first time.

Nevermind. /sigh.

Someday, we're gonna day drink together, Beach.

I think I should start posting gym visits... ya know, like when I'm next door to one in a shoe store or a restaurant.

I actually have to admit, I love having my FB. I am way closer to my cousins than ever before since we grew up in different places, but now get together often. I'm more informed about things happening in my town. And enjoy keeping in touch... Also, it's very informative of happy hour deals.

The bar owner was lying. I was NOT the girl that sat in her poop all night!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Great.... now I Great, now I want a cigar and a lap dance and I'm stuck here 6 more hours.

Meet ya at Hustler :)

NEVER. :tongue:

I wonder how long it took you to draft this MFP/FB Post. I think it's hilarious there's so much emotion behind this from anyone. FB isn't really life. I mean... unless you're 14. Or me. I *kitten* love FB. Best Kitty Videos EVER!