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Wait wait wait... since when is it wrong to objectify and think with your junk? @VainFlake, let's make this happen...

I want to recreate this. Badly.

That's why I don't date above 20 yo.

Don't be silly, they're sooooo marrying and having babies.

Way to cut through the BS on MFP and just use it as god and under armour intended... a dating website.

I love you, Homer, and as your wife to be, I'll take you any way you come :) Cause you are Smexy.

Great, Now I have to bring you cupcakes, don't I....

I wonder if you could get Tea STDs. But at least they're all natural.

Well played with your lady fingers!

I believe it could. The steam made it, not my vag. And I didn't say Vegan... Right??

All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!

Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea? I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea. Forget I said any of this... *patent pending*

Jac... you disappoint me.

Mine don't change with weight loss, sadly. I wish they would!

LOL This has always been hysterical :) Well done.

You really don't say what you mean, do you... When I'm irrationally angry, I leave the situation, have alone time, and come back when I've calmed down. If I tell someone I need time alone, I very much so mean it. (I don't think I'd ever phrase it "leave me alone" unless I was being badgered, it seems quite rude). Everyone…

Please... don't let her represent women everywhere. I have never and will never play such games with a man. Or in any relationship with SO or just friends. Cause this is complete bullsh*t.

I do adore broccoli grains.

I love it when people get all preachy and tell people what to do with their mouths. I like meaty things in my mouth.

No one is suggesting that hotdogs are healthier than kale. But it surely isn't a drug. And it's surely far more delicious.

I wish I could find the Paleo Date from the sitcom, "Casual." LOL

I love it how drug and alcohol addiction is somehow... in some mysterious way... applicable to juicing and a vegan diet.

You're seriously bored, aren't you, John.