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Water? Yes/No/Maybe?

^^^ EXACTLY (sharpens pitch fork on bench grinder)

It might just be me but with all the extra punctuation above, I can hear William Shatner's voice as I read it.

He wears a pink condom and tells other people it's a "Tug Toner"...

WHAT?!?!? That guy looks WAY TOO "OMG I wish I hadda sammich, but my parents are too closely related, hey little boy do you like candy". Good Glob, is this what's passing for attractive in males these days?

Never heard of, then I googled, drifted to Youtube and now can't stop watching. Yeah, Imma fan...

TRUTH!

My exact thought on that number.

I don't think I've ever attempted to keep accurate count. I would guess before SO, 2.5 daily. After SO, .5 daily? Maybe I should be logging it under exercise so I know for sure?

This is exactly how I see it as well regardless of which gender fall in which role. Is this view more common in us Midwesterners?

Of course 70% is a fictitious and inflated number. However, I see 13% as quite a bit low as well. You have excluded a huge number of married women who work part time jobs, cash jobs and low paying jobs close to home while their husbands hold down a 40+ career that provides the actual household income as well as medical…

Congrats, you know what 70% of husbands go through. Sucks don't it?

Ladies... you have good men. Go home and tell them you love and appreciate them.

I have no issues with it what so ever and actually welcome it. My past partner choice did not reflect this in it gets quite tiring busting my *kitten* everyday only to have someone demand half of what I make, insist we go on vacations because "WE" can afford it, while "I" pay all the bills and also insist "WE" buy new…

I was all in for a diet that involved eating raw meat and streaking but naked under a full moon. Now that I know it involves those two moon bats Madonna and Demi...

Puhleez! Comparing them to you is like comparing apples to... watermelons.

Right in the middle of #4 and #6, but real Cheeseheads man up and don't b1tch about the cold.

And don't forget to wear your WJOAG shirt!

Carl: "Our members aren't eating anough fruits and veggies. What should be do Bob?" Bob: "I have an idea Carl. Let's just tell them they're free" Carl: "Brilliant!" In all seriousness, I was actually pretty amazed at how MANY calories most fruit was and how FEW most vegetables were. Regardless if there's many or few, you…

That's exactly how it worked. The RC came in the mail, we sat down and found out if I was going to hate or love the next three months (till the next report card). My parents never asked about homework or tests. If they ever fely my workload was a little light, they'd just say, "I sure hope your grades are up, because the…

As far as physical punishments… my old man was the KING of creating hard labor. He didn’t just dole them out like a quick and easy chore. My old man had style. He purposely left bags of cement out in the rain to cure and harden. Then when I effed up real bad, I would have to take a sledge and break them up into rocks small…

My parents had a grade/freedom chart. Down the left side it had all the things I did: watch tv, have tv in room, be out past dark, have car, drive car, play sports, go to friends etc etc etc. Across the top was GPA (from 0.0 – 4.0). Depending on what the freedom was, I had to maintain a certain GPA. I might only have to…

I'll save you money and frustration. Buy yourself a Snuggie, wear it till you reach your goal weight and take all the money you saved and go on a spree!

Just bang a really popular MFP member and you're in!

I learned... Going on an MFP date has a 100% chance of getting you some action.