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You can't get them anymore. The Mining Elves Unionized, overthrew management, declared a 3 day work week, a 200% pay increase with medical/dental and no co-pays. They went out of business in less than a year.

Good luck. I can't even get mine to sit or stay. Oh, waist training. Nevermind...

Change your username to "doinitfor2" then consult an actual Doc about proper diet and exercise.

OP, yeah you're a little late to be asking this. However, we’re talking about two class periods of equal length that consists of an unorganized room (gymnasium/cafeteria) jammed full of kids. Seriously, Is "Lunch Lady Brenda" going to be overwhelmed by slapping one extra slab of mystery meat that hour? Or is Gym Teacher…

I'm vitamin D intolerant. Which is odd being I’m a natural source of it.

Nope... I has a penis.

"Lady Killer"

Hooray, another one sided story with a ton of accusations about a guy that none of us know. Yet, the judgments fly and insane "advice' is given. Boy, I sure hope my ex-wife starts a thread about me so everyone on the internets can paint me as the worst person in the world. Not saying things aren't bad for the OP, just…

Is this the image you have?

Damn it! My dream is to just collect a paycheck for maintaining my own home, working out AND shaving my legs. We're doomed!

Smile, gently push her head back down and continue watching the game.

"And that right three kids is how the MFP Commune you all know and love began"

Piglet tried this diet years ago... ...so I shoved a spike up his *kitten*, basted him with Pooh's honey, grilled him and ate every last piece of him! Oh, sweet sweet Piglet.

Jeebus! That's the most medieval butt plug I've ever seen.

You can find it at: Harold's NY Deli 3050 Woodbridge Avenue, Edison, NJ 08837 (732) 661-9100 Been there, ate that!

Gladly accepts.. (maybe a little homo?)

Go ahead and go to the corner. I'm sure she'll put me there shortly anyways. I'll bring Jameson and Jenga!

Don't worry guys... I'll handle this...

Aw, you're so...

Usually you have to buy her dinner before she lets you...

No dead lifts, no squats and no lunges is begging for the dreaded "Flat Butt"!

Pretty much this... Marketing for such gadgets is geared toward women for a reason. Generally, it's because they buy the stuff (statistics don't lie). Men, we don't need the gadgets, $40 walnut cracker... yeah we call that a $10 hammer. $60 shake mixer... yeah, were perfectly fine shaking the sh1t out of a $3 water bottle.…

Here comes the PM... "What bar, address, time?"