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Legs take up too much room in the freezer. I'm going to go with arms for a while.
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...and repeat!
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Is his name Oscar?
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$3 ever spent @ ↓↓↓
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My 2yo doesn't throw a lot of serious tantrums (unless she's overtired, then I'm completely effed). I don't know if it's because she's just well-behaved or because of the way I handle tantrums. First thing you have to do is immediately separate yourself and the child from the situation. You have to do it the second the…
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http://allhealthcare.monster.com/careers/articles/4185-7-stupidest-interview-questions-and-what-they-really-mean
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"Didn't you date my sister?"
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"Did you fart?"
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Scale schmail! I know what a 4oz serving of cake looks like.
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Is he crafty? Maybe he cam make something like this, keep it under the daughter's bed and with a complex system of ropes and pulleys be able to make them come out and go back under before entering and after leaving the room. Maybe add a motion sensor that sets off a snarl and groan MP3 when it detects little feet? Before…
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<---- Not this guy!
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Is it too late to book a clown?
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Jesus! It looks like a juvenile toga party that found "Mommy's Toy Drawer"!
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What is completely? Where do you stop? No higher than the ears or do you just keep going? No lower than the neck or do you do the chest too? If yes, do you keep going below the belt, to the knees or to the toes? If you've gone that far, do you just shave off your eyebrows as well and dress as "Powder" for Halloween?
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Maybe he likes his women with no teeth?
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Her eyes... I always see her eyes first.
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Good when talking about relationships... bad when talking about STDs.
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Relationship? BUAH HA HA HA HA... I'm here for the innocent fresh meat. You should see the size of my vict... I mean friend spreadsheet.
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I'd like to test OP's mouth capacity!
