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I'm in, but I can only do this for a weekend. I'm not as young as I used to be and I have to be back to work on Monday.

Option E: Don't Stop (seriously, with the advancements in prosthetics today, there is no reason to let your activity level limit your access to booze)

Don't out me!

I find it interesting that so many people are jumping all over the "insecure husband" and his friends that the OP has presented for scrutiny in her post. Have any of you considered the possibility that the OP has behaviors that warrant his concern for their marriage? Behaviors so obvious even his friends are leery of her…

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

If I could have all the benefits of the gym, chiseled body, tons of energy and the "feel good" feeling and not have to work out, I'd never set foot in a gym. I have a lot of other stuff I could fill that time slot with. I don't think I'm alone either based on the wild popularity of pills, fad diets, ASOTV equipment and…

Didn't have one, not going to wear one and not calling anyone out. However, this picture has me LMBO at my desk. Hello new desktop wallpaper!

Yeah, what he said... I too am waiting for this knowledge bomb to be dropped.

*kitten* YES!!! Oh, you meant the child type of brat. I got all excited for nothing.

Apparently she has never heard of Mark Wahlberg...

It all depends on what you consider a mother. Does simply giving birth make a person a "mother"? If so, then no. A pregnant woman isn't yet a mother. However, I personally don't recognize someone’s ability to spread their legs, get preggers and incubate a fetus for a period of time before squatting out a human being as a…

When I get to sink my teeth into that *kitten*!

I don't like wangs... I prefer va-jj!

I do this... I guess I'm too busy creating activities for my daughter and recording them for myself, friends, family and her to enjoy. When some people become parents it isn't so much realizing the world doesn't revolve around us, but we chose to make our world revolve around our kids. If any of my FB friends have an issue…

MEATY I have used this word and let me tell you, it is to be taken as a huge compliment.

I'm pretty sure if he fit that last requirement, he's looking for the perfect boyfriend too.

(3+2)x2=10

Any chance I get!

You! Get back in the box or no 7pm cookie.

California Burrito In case you were wondering what a california burrito is, it's a regular burrito with french fries, carne asada, cheddar cheese, sour cream, and guac... it is amazing. If I could find a place near me who could make this, I would be in trouble.

I have no reply that wouldn't earn me a strike...

I'd call your Life Insurance provider and ask if your beneficiary has recently upped the payout.

You know your Spouce and SO are eventually going to find out about me, right?

I did this for almost three months straight. Make hot water in coffee pot, cut lemon in half, squeeze it into 32oz mug and add hot water. Two things health positive occurred from this; JACK and SH...... I'll tell you what it DID do. I was a great substitute to help me kick my coffee habit and it helped me push out that…