MikeLeamer

With friends like you, who need enemas? I'm here every Wednesday, folks.

I thought MySpace was reborn for a moment... Okay, I needed a laugh this morning. Thank you, OP. All I've got to add is this: Why not just buy yourself an ant farm and shake it every time you need to control something? Then take your best "duckface" photo, post it to show how "gangsta" a Stepford wife can be, have a Coke…

That's one I've just never understood... it looks like someone is holding a small invisible turd under your nose and you were caught trying to cut it in half with finger scissors.

we only get one trip across this stage - and it goes very quickly. take that trip with better people, or take it alone - you'll be better for it. the old programming phrase, "Garbage in, garbage out," works for a great many things - including who you surround yourself with.

Bingo. Meeting an act of kindness with suspicion of ulterior motives, whether they exist or not, only taxes your emotional bank. Perhaps your manager isn't as involved with the details of your life as you are? Use it or don't, but trying to find hidden meaning in a Christmas gift card says more about you than your manager.