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WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO CUTE??
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The picture is photo-shopped... he doesn't own a phone
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Is that a goat on your stamp?? <3
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rescue rangers!
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God I wish I had her hair
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Don't you realize how risky it is to snail-mail a letter?
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Yuck! Mushrooms
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Can't you see I'm already doing that?
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I like your moon roof
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Dude totally! <3
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What is this, the dark ages??
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Handshake
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You look exactly like my kids' daycare teacher
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Hell yes you are!
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Babysitter
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Yeah, but you'll kick my *kitten*.
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Oh hell no. I'd kill for them legs
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:o Yeah okay
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Have you considered you're in their way?
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Aren't all people beautiful in their own way?
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Aren't you?
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Epic
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Someone described an intense knock as a "police knock" and for some reason that was so damn descriptive and relate-able I laugh out loud.
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To just find a new job...
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Wasn't actually in Jail, but in Morocco
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Shop where you shop!
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No, but I'm a fan of his Great-Uncle Lon Chaney
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You're supposed to post lies :P
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Cuz if xe liked it then xe should have put a ring on it.
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Yes, I offended him with my jokes D: