CrystalMarie253

Hmmmmm, probably :)

Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles. That girl is bat *kitten* crazy. I mean really. She thinks she can cast spells on people. Dead serious. She is my current boyfriend's ex gf. She hated me cuz he and I were good friends. She used to get drunk/high and e-mail me these weird crazy threatening messages when he broke up with…

ME TOO!!!!! I don't like the unknown AT ALL!! LOL!

I am TERRIFIED of crane flies... and yes, I know they are totally harmless. They are just gross and gangly and they have no depth perception! They'll fly right into your face! EEK! And if you hit them their legs fall off!! GROSS!!! It's the dumbest thing. I will climb 100 feet up an antenna radio tower. I'll pick up a…

My eyes and my make-up.

seekingthepat - Taylor Swift

Hi I'm Crystal and I'm addicted to texting!!!! :)

Way to be prepared! :) LOL!

HA HA HA HA HA! Awesome!

I had Copacabana stuck in my head on and off for 8 months one time, and I only know the first verse.... I wanted to shoot myself...

The Meow Mix jingle :) I have it on my Ipod on repeat! "I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver!" It gets me soooo STOKED!!!! JK! ;)

Someone sent me a text message today saying they saw a sign saying Chihuahuas were half off for Valentines day ... nothing says I love you like a small yappy dog???

This is kinda what I do. If I want a cookie or something or customers bring me in candy, I have one or two then I give the rest away. Everyone wins :)

I ate candy and I'm not sorry! :)

If you don't like them don't eat them! LOL! I used to hate onions too. I just left them out of the receipe when I cooked it :)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!! BETTER than regular porn!!!

I work at a bank and I deal with a lot of stupid people. I find myself saying things in my head as customers stand in front of me. Many include things like, "No, you f***ing idiot, you don't need a DEPOSIT slip to CASH a check!" or "If you're THIS disgusting I can't imagine what your house looks like." And of course when…

I love this post it makes me LOL :)

LOL! I was at a loss too for a while. I always say "Aunt Flow" is visiting me :)

LOL! That IS gangsta!

Absolutely potatoes!!!!!

I get them typically around that time of the month but at random times as well. I am prescribed Imitrix (Sumatriptan). I usually take caffine with it, a soda or coffee. I will say I do get some crappy side effects from the Imitrix, but as anyone who gets real migraines knows, pretty much any side effect is better than a…

I'm from South Hill Puyallup and I work in Graham :) Wish I had a running buddy out here! :(

If you're not happy with your body then do it. I am pretty flat chested and it's frustrating as hell to find clothes and bras that fit so I understand. My friends and family would support me if I went that route! Good luck!

Wow that is SO awesome! Good for you! :)

I have one :) I have been riding for 23 years. I ride english to work in the arena, jump and trail ride. I ride western to do volunteer mounted search and rescue and ride mountian trails.

ROFLMAO! OMG I have never worked out at a gym and I read the part about the bikini briefs and said out loud at work, "What the f**k?!" and then I read it out loud to my boss and asked her if people actually do that at the gym cuz it sounded completely f**ked up to me! She was like "OMG no that is weird, maybe it's not…

I second this! People wonder how I can wear 5 inch heels all day at work. It's cuz they are good quality and they are comfortable. If you buy 5 inch heels from Payless, you're probably gonna hurt, Lol! If you buy $100+ heels from Macys you'll stand a chance to make it all day! ;)

I don't know which alcohol is the best to drink but I am going to throw this out there just in case... If you have lost a bunch of weight and haven't been drinking for a while be careful! On New Years I drank what normally would have not been too much for me, but because of losing a lot of weight and not drinking for a…