ShareeMorty Member

the answer is always bacon - what was the question again?

I have always been with men who are slim even while I was obese, now I am finding big stocky guys a lot more sexy. Weirdly I am shallow enough to not want a huge guy which is a bit of a double standard. I would prefer someone who is living a healthy lifestyle so I don't fall off the wagon or at least someone who is…

-3C here at the moment, cold front coming up from the south pole tonight

Unattractive? They must be blind and therefore need to get off online dating sites. The pics you have had on here of you clothed and with your kids - no lack of attractiveness there. I would guess maybe they had too many requests to deal with? I have no idea why they would just click delete without at least looking at it.…

I would have answered, if you are polite, can spell and have basic grammar I am there - if you ask about my weekend plans in a creepy way not so much.

WOW that is the biggest junk I have ever seen

Food : Fish and chips Drink: Coke zero, I used to live on it but it bit me

I love my glasses, I had contacts for a year and hated them. I felt I looked weird and all the pics of me at the time I look cross eyed. I have 6 pairs of glasses and they are my fave accessory. I buy mine online for under $20 a pair :)

I am smart, funny and have a dirty mind - what's not to like?

A teleporter, minons and a house elf will do for starters

I plan on getting my back peice tattooed at last and buying a truckload of lingerie

It sure as hell ain't voluntarily!:grumble:

Am always late to the party...

gotta love a man in uniform :flowerforyou:

This ^^

Left handed and very creative, I do a few things with my right hand though. Have to disagree on the maths theory though.

Strip, but somehow I think panhandling would be more lucrative for me :sad:

really? never once? are you dead? Especially around here.... Raises hand and owns my pervy nature :drinker:

Fresh whipped Cream - donuts, victoria sponge, pavlova And joining in with all the other deprived people on this thread - I need to get laid!:blushing:

I had started to lose weight last easter, lost 20kg and fell off the wagon in october and gained 6 back. The day I decided to get back on track I had pigged out on junk food my husband had bought me and was complaining to my friend on fb who has lost nearly 100lbs about how I wished I hadn't eaten it. He replied "Well…

If only it had been just one LOL I am focussing on me, if a man comes along well and good but I will be fine on my own too :)

My worst was going on a blind date (after warning the guy I was big), he took one look at me and his face was full of revulsion. Instead of deciding to end the date then and there, he carried on, chose the movie, sat 3 seats away from me and at the end of the movie just walked off and left me in a dark street late at…

Feel free to add me, I started getting healthy 2 months ago and a month ago ended my marriage - you can get through this tough time and keep the healthy habit going :)

Feel free to add me, MFP is my second home LOL

Can't find a good man with a shopping list

Gotta be on the verge of turning yellow or they are only good for smoothies

Only 4pm here, am procrastinating before making dinner

Aww you poor thing :frown: It is so hard to find a good stylist, it took me 30 years to find mine, he is so good I have deemed him the god of hair. Hope you can get it sorted.

My highest 330.8lbs am down 43.5lbs since then, still a ways to go...

We have a cat named Custard and an ugly goldfish named Mould.