ShareeMorty Member

We usually make it pretty obvious :wink:

Yakking on skype to my best mate and mini magnum icecreams :)

Over definately, under is just weird :noway:

Dammit nobody wants to drink with me :sad: My list is long and I don't wanna offend anyone I would leave off:drinker:

Churchyard, hay barn and trampoline :tongue:

I used to have short hair but I thought it made me look butch, I am so glad I grew it out. It has grown out curly and looks feminine, I just wish it was longer than the top of my boobs...

Having had long term relationships with both a bad boy and a nice guy, I think I want someone in the middle of both.

Hell yes! Great NSV :) My NSV's so far have been my pants falling down and I can now feel my hipbones again but my fave is finding my libido again after many many years :smokin:

I couldn't think of anything interesting so mine is my first name and the shortened version of my surname - stuck with it now:grumble:

My nationality is Kiwi I am a typical pakeha, mixture of Irish, Scottish, English and Danish :)

Masterchef Australia and food gawker

My son was born 4days after my 30th birthday and my daughter 16 months later. I certainly couldn't have coped with difficult pregnancies and traumatic births at your age. I didn't even know who I was at the time. Kids are a joy but they are also damn hard work, expensive, hard work, tiring, expensive and oh yeah bloody…

As long as he is naked with you he ain't thinking about anyone else.

I have children running around the house and I sleep naked - put a robe on when you get outta bed. If you act like it is normal they ain't gunna have a problem with it.

Damn needy children spoil ya fun LOL

I cook healthy for my kids, they eat what I cook or they starve. They get junk food when they are with their dad and I am not around.

Oh a man who can cook is definately a turn on!

Bahaha!!!

Listen to GC - man has smarts!

Welcome to MFP and good luck, you can do this! Feel free to add me as a friend:)

There is a difference between dream man and fantasy man. Have yet to find my dream man... Men in my fantasies, Adam Levine, Daniel Craig, Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughy and now it seems Tim McGraw - gotta love a country boy with a goatee :tongue:

This ^^^ for the win!

Alarm goes off, throw myself outta bed or I will never get up Get dressed Wake up the kids or tell them to turn the tv off and get breakfast Cook porridge for my daughter Make school lunches Nag the kids to get ready for school Put wood on the fire Remind the boychild that yes he does have to brush his teeth and yes it has…

I strongly dislike winter which we downunder are experiencing feel free to send me some of your hot weather :)

Well done on the weight loss so far. MFP is great I am sure you will love it here :)

Since losing 40lbs my libido has shot through the roof. Man I need to get laid! Sadly I still have a ways to go before that is gunna happen:sad:

Lateness, leaving the toilet seat up, leaving cupboards and drawers open, leaving towels on the floor... the list is long and most of them are things my ex used to do LOL

I prefer to wear dresses or jeans and a pretty top. On a guy I like jeans and a black t shirt or a button down shirt. I don't care as long as it is clean and fits properly. And it all looks the same crumpled on the bedroom floor anyways.

I have a kiwi accent :flowerforyou: I love southern accents definately makes my toes curl.. I also quite like an Irish, Scottish accent and if a man spoke french to me about taking the garbage out I could listen all day long.

Peking duck everytime :bigsmile: