dtelsah Member

Hi all! Been on here for a couple of years with varying success. Always looking for more friends who are willing to interact and tell a joke or two.

Add me if you want a chuckle or two. I log everything for everyone to see ( yes even that Twizzler when no one was looking). Been on MFP for 3 years with mixed results. Noticed that I have better success when I stay engaged with friends.

I've been noticing friends falling by the wayside. Always open for more to encourage each other on our journeys!

Honesty. And initiative when first talking back and forth.

Mt. Rushmore and GNP trip in August. Want to be lighter just for my knees for hiking. Fl trip in October. Don't want to get rolled back into the water when I'm laying on the beach.

The crazy eyes on their dating site profiles. Crazy every damn time.

A stack of bricks and gold paint.

The only kid with a full beard Freshman year. He started growing it out in the 3rd grade.

I make some DAMN GOOD cinnamon rolls.

A huge fan of Vanilli, but had an unnatural hatred of Milli.

Thousands of gnats/fruit flies both dead and alive in her house. True story.

An abnormally large jello mold.

If she can cook better than me. Not many can :D *drops mic*

Crusty sandal feet.

Hot Cheetos. And hot chocolate.

When the clouds are shaped like a nekkid lady.

Filthy house. I'm a single dad and have the time to work and keep my house reasonably clean. There's seriously no excuse for some of the funky houses I've seen when dating.

Same as every day Pinky. The kryptonite known as a big booty!

Pretty much everything these days. :)

Depends. Does she know how to build a car out of coconuts ala Gilligan's Island?

[url="/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccb6yoeQz3A"]/https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ccb6yoeQz3A[/url] My morning Bob fix!

Hehe. "Used to" .

A signed nude photo of Huey Lewis.

The first guy in school to dress up like a Cure video.

Mafia hit-lady. No one ever sees it coming!

She once beat a guy up and took his wallet "just 'cause".

Not to be outdone.....3 baskets of dirty thongs.

Jello wrestling league commisioner. She strictly enforces the "no lime" rule.

A die-hard New Kids On The Block fan.